-> "Bungeed from the Roof"
Original Song Title:
"Hungry Like the Wolf"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bungeed from the Roof"
The Lyrics
(Duh! Duh!)
Stuck in the city, I was inspired
Schemed me of some way, for to get wired
New-new new new, new new new, new new new, new new new, new new
My plan to soar free: exquisite fly'n
Ends splotched concreting - indisposeder to dy'n
Flew-flew flew flew, flew flew flew, flew flew flew, flew flew flew, flew flew
Too much of the ground
Hit with a grunt - I'm plastered goo
Hell's what I found - self tossed with feet bound
When I bungeed from the roof!
Waddled to edge - misaimed for the hedge
Went for the jump, how I boo-booed...
Oncoming plants - I juiced in my pants
'Cus I'd bungeed from the roof
Squashed to a morass - too gross a sight
All screwed-up planning caused this loonlike flight
Eew-eew eew eew, eew eew eew, eew eew eew, eew eew eew, eew eew!
Poor calculating on the length of the line
Now see my heart: it's thrust into my behind
Goo-goo goo goo, goo goo goo, goo goo goo, goo goo goo, goo goo!
A klutz all around
I took a punt - I missed the pool...
Dents so profound, I got no rebound
When I bungeed from the roof
Splat! on a dime - no rip-cord or time
My bowels and my spleen are mashed fondue
Wounded I writhe - a scrum my insides
When I bungeed from the roof
(Bungeed from the roof x 4)
Hurling to ground - I'm shrieking so loud
I must be one big oafer dude
I fell right on down - embossed in the ground
When I bungeed from the roof
Nuts mis-aligned, but not by design
My swan-dive stunt it went askew
South pole aligned, bruis-ed big time
When I bungeed from the roof
Cursing expounds - for traction I'm bound
Skull took the brunt - call Pastor Lew!
Fell and hit ground - soon hospital gowned
When I bungeed from the roof
Lengthened my line and severed my spine
And now I dine on liquid food
Ouchies big time - a stunning mis-glide
When I bungeed from the roof...
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