Workin' security on Enterprise
Can handle a threat of any size
(I have my honor, I have my honor, I have my honor)
Oh no here she comes, we just beamed her up
I'm losing my mind, will she ever stop?
(Deanna's mother, Deanna's mother, Deanna's mother)

Lwaxana says
"Mr. Woof, good to see you not at rest."
Think I'll go off, if she calls me "Woof"
I say "Mrs. Troi, it's 'Worf'!"
Drives me insane, with that messed-up name
I think I'd rather face the Borg
I am at this stage, a Klingon enraged
Screaming "Mrs. Troi, it's 'Worf'!"

My Klingon rage is building inside
But she's a guest, so I walk alongside
(Rage versus honor, Rage versus honor, Rage versus honor)
I might just stirke, if she wasn't her mom
Seven long years, she still gets it wrong
(Can't take it longer, Can't take it longer, Can't take it longer)

Deanna says
"Give her a chance, she does like you."
But it's a mess, and I am quite stressed
Always "Mrs. Troi, it's 'Worf'!"
Ran a Holdeck sim, where I bashed her head in
It was all that Icould do
Going insane, on this mission
All this "Mrs. Troi, it's 'Worf'!"

"Mrs. Troi, it's 'Worf'!"

She's got one more try, get it right or die
My honor has been stained
I've had it tonight, it's time for a fight.
Becuase, Mrs. Troi, it's "Worf"!
Can you do it this time, know the name that is mine?
Or it's a bat'leth to the brain
A warrior's rage, dshould not be uncaged.
Because, Mrs. Troi, it's "Worf"!

Got dressed down hard, by Cpatain Picard
"Worf, I cannot believe you!"
Considered that night, the captain was right.
Should Icare if she calls me 'Woof'?
Security chief, may have a beef
With Lwaxana Troi, it's true
But name rthat she'll call, shouldn't matter at all
Becxuase I know I'm Worf!