Why'd you drive by me honkin' like that
With your weak ass horn that says "pardon me, please"
They should stop making cars like these
Why'd you drive by me honking like that

There's a Mercedes
Haulin' some bitch too fast
She's doin' her make-up
Her prime is long past
She's got a wanderin' eye and a unsteady hand
Skin stretched out like a rubber band
Her horn is soundin' like a mousey squeak
But I can't move for a sound so meek

Why'd you drive by me honkin' like that
A "Cadet Hooks" horn that's muted and light
It should make angry sounds with might
Why'd you drive by me honking like that

Why'd you drive by me honkin' like that
Hey you might stop traffic when you grow a sack
Had me laughing so hard I threw out my back
Don't you drive by me honking like that

I just can't stand it
Timid horns sound so sad
Intimidation
Let them know you are mad
Be a softhearted woman with a menacing sound
When you're laying on the horn it shakes the very ground
And you're vibrating windows a half a mile wide
When they piss themselves you can smile with pride

Why'd you drive by me honkin' like that
A Piglet-like horn that's quiet and mild
'Rather be sounding bold and wild
Why'd you drive by me honking like that

{horn honks loud enough to wake the dead}

Don't you drive by me honkin' like that
My Humvee jumped three feet from all the noise
In all, I nearly lost my poise
Don't you drive by me honking like that

Please don't drive by me honkin' like that
Hey you might stop traffic from three miles away
I am sorry I said anything, okay
Don't you drive by me honking like that
Don't you drive by me honking like that
Please don't drive by me honking like that