Song Parodies -> Calling Elves

Original Song Title:	"Calling Elvis"
Original Performer:	Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:	"Calling Elves"
Parody Written by:	Susanna Viljanen

First Age is gone and Morgoth has fallen, but where are the Quendi?

Calling Elves -
Is anybody there?
Calling Elves
Any Noldor here?
Did they leave for Havens
when Morgoth fell -
Calling Elves
can anyone tell?

Middle-Earth is barren
only men dwell there
while all of Sindar
forests only care
Oh all the Khazad
gone underground
Of the house of Feanor
none can be found -

Calling Elves -
Is anybody there?
Calling Elves
Any Noldor here?
Did they leave for Havens
when Morgoth fell -
Calling Elves
can anyone tell?

And all of Edain
moved to Numenor
Why don't the Noldor
dwell here anymore?
Did they all go westwards
to the Elven-home
or do house of Fingon
still live here on?

Middle-Earth is barren
only men dwell there
while all of Sindar
forests only care
Oh all the Khazad
gone underground
Of the house of Feanor
none can be found -

Calling Elves -
Is anybody there?
Calling Elves
Any Noldor here?
Did they leave for Havens
when Morgoth fell -
Calling Elves
can anyone tell?

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Peter Andersson - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment

TOS is the only DS song I've ever briefly sketched at, years ago, as "talking elvish", and I gave it up when I realised I didn't actually know LotR good enough to fill it with phrases and/or names and/or that it wouldn't be an audience for it anyway, too nieced, but apparently I was wrong on the at least the last - Good Work!

Christie Marie M - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment

You've just brought the Tolkien style beat to boot there, Susanna! A great tribute to elves! Take some enchanted 5's!

DJ Blaze - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment

My bro is a huge LOTR fan. Great job! 555

Old Man Rivendell (Ribber) - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment

I bet this is a hit among the Eldars! Elves rule...a hell of a lot better thaqn men! ;D

Timmy1000 - September 12, 2009 - Report this comment

Great elf tale here and with a fairly obscure Dire Straits song. I have a lot of their music, but never expected to see this one parodied.

Michael Pacholek - September 12, 2009 - Report this comment

I've been calling Arwen, but she hasn't been returning my calls. I guess it's been too long since I wrote a parody for her. I'd better get to work.

Arwen - September 13, 2009 - Report this comment

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Song Parodies -> Calling Elves

"Calling Elvis"

Dire Straits

"Calling Elves"

Susanna Viljanen

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