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Song Parodies -> "Money For Nuttin'"

Original Song Title:

"Money For Nothing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Money For Nuttin'"

Parody Written by:

Moose Man

The Lyrics

Yeah, would you look at them homos
That's the way to do it,
You play that guitar on the MTV
That ain't 'a workin', That's the way to do it
Get your money for nuttin'
And your bitches for free
Yeah that ain't workin'
That's the way to do it
Let me tell you, them dicks
aren't that good
Maybe get a blister on your little weener
Maybe get a blister on your knob

We got to install carbon copy ovens
Custom living room delivery
We gotta move these, rusty gators
All on Sky TV

See that little dickhead
Got his Village People identity, got his fake make up on,
Let me tell you man that's his real thing
That little mother-phuckers got his own man-o-war
Little "mother-chucker" he's a camillionaire

We got to install these micro chuck taylors
Custom stereo delivery
We gotta move these, man-eaters
We got to beat the crap out of that colour TV

I shuda learned, how to play the sitar
I shuda learned to bang them drums
Look at Paris Hilton, she got her head stuck in the drain pipe
O man, I wish I was there
And who's there? What's that?
Asian tourists?
You're sliding up and down that pole like a imbecile
Oh no, that's not workin' that's the way to do it
Get your money for nuttin'
Get your bitches for free

We got to install a pack of freakin animals
It ain't nothin, nothin but a mystery
We gotta take these walls down, one by one
We got to break open those colour TV's

Yeah look at those idiots
Thats the way you wanna do it, man
You play that damn guitar on Sky TV
That ain't 'a workin', Thats the way to do it
Get your Money for pictures, dude
And your bitches for free

Yeah you get your money for pictures, man
And your cocks for free.....

I want my
I want my
I want my Sky TV

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