Song Parodies -> Honey's For Suckin'
| Original Song Title: | "Money For Nothing" |
| Original Performer: | Dire Straits |
| Parody Song Title: | "Honey's For Suckin'" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
...as sung by honey junkie, winnie the pooh
i'll steal some...i'll steal some...i'll steal some from the bees
now, look at that beehive...thats the way ya do it
you take the honey from the honeybee
i start slurpin'...that's the way ya do it
honey's for suckin' and i licks it clean
then they start stingin'...that's the way they do it
lemme tell ya...those bees ain't dumb
maybe get a bee sting on your...little finger
maybe get...a bee sting on your thumb
i gotta fill these pots by the dozen
honey drippin'...inside of me-ee-ee-ee
i gotta find...some...to eat up later
i gotta steal more honey from bees
see that little beehive..i am nearby...and i sneak up
yeah, buddy...i move with care
that little bee hive is a sanctuary
that little bee hive is an insect's lair
i gotta fill these pots by the dozen
honey drippin'...inside of me-ee-ee-ee
i gotta find...some...to eat up later
i gotta steal more honey from bees
yes, i've been burned...yeah, i got scars
i learned to run when those armies come
look at that honey...i've been lickin' that ambrosia
man...eatin' sweets is fun
so, i'm out there...what's that ?...apian noises ?
bangin' on this ol' bear, are these angry bees
this ain't workin'...ain't the way to do it
but this honey's for suckin'...and i licks it clean
i gotta fill these pots by the dozen
honey drippin'...inside of me-ee-ee-ee
i gotta find...some...to eat up later
i gotta steal more honey from bees
now, i start slurpin'...that's the way ya do it
you take the honey from the honeybee
i start slurpin'...that's the way ya do it
honey's for suckin'...and i licks it clean
i'll steal some...i'll steal some...i'll steal some from the bees
now, look at that beehive...thats the way ya do it
you take the honey from the honeybee
i start slurpin'...that's the way ya do it
honey's for suckin' and i licks it clean
then they start stingin'...that's the way they do it
lemme tell ya...those bees ain't dumb
maybe get a bee sting on your...little finger
maybe get...a bee sting on your thumb
i gotta fill these pots by the dozen
honey drippin'...inside of me-ee-ee-ee
i gotta find...some...to eat up later
i gotta steal more honey from bees
see that little beehive..i am nearby...and i sneak up
yeah, buddy...i move with care
that little bee hive is a sanctuary
that little bee hive is an insect's lair
i gotta fill these pots by the dozen
honey drippin'...inside of me-ee-ee-ee
i gotta find...some...to eat up later
i gotta steal more honey from bees
yes, i've been burned...yeah, i got scars
i learned to run when those armies come
look at that honey...i've been lickin' that ambrosia
man...eatin' sweets is fun
so, i'm out there...what's that ?...apian noises ?
bangin' on this ol' bear, are these angry bees
this ain't workin'...ain't the way to do it
but this honey's for suckin'...and i licks it clean
i gotta fill these pots by the dozen
honey drippin'...inside of me-ee-ee-ee
i gotta find...some...to eat up later
i gotta steal more honey from bees
now, i start slurpin'...that's the way ya do it
you take the honey from the honeybee
i start slurpin'...that's the way ya do it
honey's for suckin'...and i licks it clean
i'll steal some...i'll steal some...i'll steal some from the bees
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I sense some DE here...No more calls, we do have a Winnie..for fives
Ah, the Apian Way.
Off-the-scale on the cuteness-meter!
Very cute and honey-sweet. 5's
A parody about pooh that's not gross...bravo! 555
thanks AFW john johnny adagio and kristof
Excellent Alvin.
ha! - another classic, alvin - should be a big hit amongst the Sultans Of Sting - 555
thanks red ant and stuart
This song is great bee-yond words. Sterling Holloway did Pooh's voice and imagining that voice doing this song is unbearably funny.
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