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Song Parodies -> "Honey's For Suckin'"

Original Song Title:

"Money For Nothing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Honey's For Suckin'"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...as sung by honey junkie, winnie the pooh
i'll steal some...i'll steal some...i'll steal some from the bees

now, look at that beehive...thats the way ya do it
you take the honey from the honeybee
i start slurpin'...that's the way ya do it
honey's for suckin' and i licks it clean

then they start stingin'...that's the way they do it
lemme tell ya...those bees ain't dumb
maybe get a bee sting on your...little finger
maybe get...a bee sting on your thumb

i gotta fill these pots by the dozen
honey drippin'...inside of me-ee-ee-ee
i gotta find...some...to eat up later
i gotta steal more honey from bees

see that little beehive..i am nearby...and i sneak up
yeah, buddy...i move with care
that little bee hive is a sanctuary
that little bee hive is an insect's lair

i gotta fill these pots by the dozen
honey drippin'...inside of me-ee-ee-ee
i gotta find...some...to eat up later
i gotta steal more honey from bees

yes, i've been burned...yeah, i got scars
i learned to run when those armies come
look at that honey...i've been lickin' that ambrosia
man...eatin' sweets is fun

so, i'm out there...what's that ?...apian noises ?
bangin' on this ol' bear, are these angry bees
this ain't workin'...ain't the way to do it
but this honey's for suckin'...and i licks it clean

i gotta fill these pots by the dozen
honey drippin'...inside of me-ee-ee-ee
i gotta find...some...to eat up later
i gotta steal more honey from bees

now, i start slurpin'...that's the way ya do it
you take the honey from the honeybee
i start slurpin'...that's the way ya do it
honey's for suckin'...and i licks it clean

i'll steal some...i'll steal some...i'll steal some from the bees

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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AFW - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I sense some DE here...No more calls, we do have a Winnie..for fives
John Barry - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, the Apian Way.
Johnny D - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Off-the-scale on the cuteness-meter!
Adagio - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cute and honey-sweet. 5's
Kristof Robertson - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
A parody about pooh that's not gross...bravo! 555
alvin rhodes - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW john johnny adagio and kristof
Red Ant - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent Alvin.
Stuart McArthur - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
ha! - another classic, alvin - should be a big hit amongst the Sultans Of Sting - 555
alvin rhodes - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks red ant and stuart
PMS - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is great bee-yond words. Sterling Holloway did Pooh's voice and imagining that voice doing this song is unbearably funny.
Christie Marie M - September 27, 2008 - Report this comment
You sure could catch more bees with honey in your song! I sure could go for some honey right now. Solid pacing and lyrics are bee-utiful! Buzzing with perfect 5's all the way!
malcolm higgins - September 28, 2008 - Report this comment
sotm sweet parody Alvin
alvin - September 28, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks PMS, christie and malcolm

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