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Song Parodies -> "Bowling With Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Money For Nothing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Bowling With Girls"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

I Want My
I Want My Lovley Girl
I Want My
I Want My Lovely Girl

Hey Look At Those Pins
That's The Way You Do It
You Went Bowling With The Special Olympics
I Love Bowling
That's The Way You Do It
Bowling With Girls In The Special Olympics
I Love Bowling
That's The Way You Do It
Let Me Tell You Guys & Girls
Maybe Get Gloves For Your Little Finger
Maybe Get A Camera For You Now

We Cannot Put The Ball In The Gutter
That Would Take Your Score Away
We Have To Score A 300
We Got To Get Many Strikes & Spares

That Little Bowler Had A Fine Game
Until He Bowled A Gutter
That Little Bowler Had 5 Strikes In A Row
That Little Bowler Had Wasted Them All

We Cannot Put The Ball In The Gutter
That Would Take The Score Away
We Have To Get A 300
We Have To Get Many Strikes & Spares

I Should Have Learned How To Be A Bowler
I Should Have Looked For A Girl Today
Look At That Chick
She's Got The Bowling Attitude
Maybe Has It
She's Out There What's That
Who Just Made Noises
The Sound Of Pins Were Falling
I Love Bowling
That's The Way You Do It
Bowling With Girls In The Special Olympics

We Cannot Put The Ball In The Gutter
That Would Take The Score Away
We Have To Get A 300
We Have To Get Many Strikes & Spares

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Michael Pacholek - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, yes, we got trouble, right here on Amiright, and that starts with T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for... P.U.! Are you guys TRYING to be the worst parody writers of all? There's about 15 versions of "Money For Nothing" that make this look like the pathetic mess that it is! I know, I've written one of them!
Meriadoc - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
And Why Oh Why Is Every Friggin' Word Always Capitalized?
Confused - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I notice you mention the Special Olympics a lot. You definitely qualify for the Special Olympics of parody writing.
Guy - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, folks. I too have seen the Special Olympics mentioned by this writer. Until you know otherwise you should give 'Green' a break. There is a reason that those 'Olympics' are called special. It is because these fine folks do things a bit different than the rest of us. Try to be a bit more considerate and take note constructively about the differences if you must.

You keep on writing Green. I think your stuff is refreshing even though I don't always comment on your stuff, I usually do read them and I usually do vote and I think you come up with the most interesting titles.
Adagio - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
It is hateful for you all to be picking on someone who may be in the Special Olympics. Yes, please do be constructive or say nothing at all. I would give Green an 'E' for effort on all his work.
Adagio - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
And...his work is not hateful like some. Way to go, Green!!
The Great Karlando - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Just because the special olympics are mentioned doesn't mean that they're in them. I've mentioned the NFL in a few of my parodies, but that doesn't mean that I'm a pro athlete.
Meriadoc - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Apologies Green. Following Pacholek always brings out the worst in me. ;-) Constructively though, you may want to consider dropping 90% of those capital letters...
Guy - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Karlando - That is exactly why I said "Until you know otherwise...". We have been messed with out here before, but I've never seen Green do anything except write songs and make innocuous comments.

Merry - Well said, thanks.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I Am In The Special Olympics. I'm In Bowling, Basketball & Baseball.

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