Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "That's What Friends Are For (For Ashkicksass)"

Original Song Title:

"That's What Friends Are For"

Original Performer:

Dionne W, Elton J, Gladys K, & Stevie W

Parody Song Title:

"That's What Friends Are For (For Ashkicksass)"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

In honor of Ashkicksass' Birthday TODAY, I thought I'd submit a little parody in honor of those things that make her so dear to me...=)You may not find this to be all that funny...but that's the breaks...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRINCESS!!!
Hey, I heard that this is your birthday
Even though your cake I burned
I'd like to take this chance to say
That today I'm thinking of you

For you, a birthday song I will play
So just close your eyes and try
To think I sound like Beyonce
Oh, but if you can't, remember

Keep mocking, and gawking
We can work to stop stupidity, for sure
That's what we're here for
Fighting crimes of bad rhymes
Kicking ass and making jokes galore
That's what we're here for

When I'm lame, you still "get" me
And now I want the site to see
That I place no one above you

And when someone tears my work apart
I just smile because I know
You'll fight with verbal martial art
Kick his ass 'til next December

Keep standing, demanding
Need a hand? Just turn and you'll see me, for sure
That's what I'm here for
Comment times, and thread times
I will have your back forever more
That's what I'm here for

Keep posting, thread hosting
You'll at least always get laughs from me, for sure
That's what you're there for
Story time is so fine
Spilled your soup? I'm rolling on the floor
That's what I'm here for

I'm falling, you're bawling
I'll allow your laughter aimed at me, oh for sure
Your laugh I adore
Turn sad times to glad times
Steve's the only one who loves you more
It's you I adore...

(repeat/improvise/fill in your own reasons for loving our resident Asskicker!!)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   1
 1
 1
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   8
 8
 8
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Jeff Reuben - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done. "I'm falling, you're bawling"...great line =)
Arwen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Who in the holy hell gave this 2s? I don't care if you hated it...it's a freaking birthday wish...talk about spite...

And thanks, Jeff...I have to admit, I was inspired with that one...; )
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
HB Ashkicksass ... wonderful tribute here, Super Arwen!
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Honey, I'm speechless. And bawling. Thank you SOOOOOOOO much!!
Arwen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You've earned it, Darling!! Happy Happy Happy Birthday!!
karen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS so I won't vote but what a nice tribute that was Arwen
Leo Jay - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
That's awesome, you bastard! Hilarious.
Kristof Robertson - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! 555. Ash, is it your birthday or something?? :-)
Serafina - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow...a birthday party for Ashkicksass...happy birthday!!

Arwen: this was a wonderful parody; I really enjoyed it. :)
Stuart McArthur - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I too adore your laugh, Ash, in my imagination, so you can't score points with your superior knowledge of her excellency's foibles, Arwen! - but I loved the parody, and the choice of OS is a bit of a tear-jerker!!
Arwen - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a TON karen, Leo, Kristof, Serafina, and Stuart...=)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/dionneweltonjgladysksteview0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 573