-> "Jalapeno Pepper High"
Original Song Title:
"Sausalito Summernight"
Parody Song Title:
"Jalapeno Pepper High"
The Lyrics
I'm such a sucker for the peppers
No not the wimpy little bells*
I like Tabascos* and "Aleppers" [Aleppo]*
And Dorset Naga*, hot as hell
I say "forget about Banana's*"
They've barely any heat at all
I'm not too wild about the Ana's [Anaheim]*
My kind of pepper burns your balls
Have some more
(Jalapeno pepper high)
Have some more
I get so high from jalapenos*
The heat it lifts my head a mile
Don't need no drugs or weed or vino
My kicks come from the produce aisle
I'll have an orange Habanero*
And then a bonnet that is Scotch [Scotch Bonnet]*
My face so red that people stare-oh
The Ghost* will kick you in the crotch
Have some more
(Jalapeno pepper high)
Have some more
(Jalapeno pepper high)
Have some more
(Jalapeno pepper high)
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Another kind is called Sandia*
8,000 Scovilles it can be
Some people can get diarrhea
If they have got an allergy
Have some more
(Jalapeno pepper high)
Have some more
Aji*, Anaheim*
Rocotillo*, Hatch*
Got some in my garden
Gonna pick another batch
Fresno* and Datil*
And Madame Jeanette*
Devil's Tongue*, Cayenne*, Hidalgo*
Mirasol*, you bet!
I get so high from jalapenos
Another kind is called the Peter*
Looks like a bright red little wiener...
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