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Song Parodies -> "Rotten Bagels"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Of Ages"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"Rotten Bagels"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

Link TOS: https://youtu.be/fTAOLmEba4I
(Gluten, leave it, foul and oldin')
Ow, rye
I got somethin' on tray
Yech, it's better to hurl out
Yech, than taste away!
Ow, rye!
How?!
Gonna starve, you're fired!
Dumb on!

Dry stuff, rather round
Drop this plate to the ground
Hurl it up, let go yo' Coke
Watch the bite, throw up and choke
Rot on, rot on
Drive me baglier, no dairy paste
No fry for egg, just pumpernickly-yuck, dumb on!
Why sue for harm, why sue for harm?
I want 'lotta dough, yes I sue
Lawyers gotta roll

Oaf, let's go, let's strangulate
We're gonna brawl like diner fights
I don't care for pancakes at night
I gonna set this chow alight, dumb on!
Why sue for harm, why sue for harm?
I want 'lotta dough, ow rye!
Lawyers gotta roll
Ohhh yech, yech!

Rotten bagels, rotten bagels
Still moldin', keep a-moldin'
Rotten bagels, rotten bagels
Still moldin', rotten moldin'
Wheat not in flour, gotta worry
Don't say you'll eat it and if you eat it
Say YECHHH!
Ew, yecch!
(bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh)

Now listen, you dweebs
I'm hurlin', hurlin', I got a fever
I know for sure, I ate four spore
Don't feed it, don't bite it, go with the no
(Hehh) Heave-it, heave-it, heave-it, heave-it one more on the road, yecch!
Why sue for harm, why sue for harm?
I want 'lotta dough, you get some
Lawyers gotta roll

[Guitar solo]

Rotten bagels, rotten bagels
Still moldin', keep a-moldin'
Rotten bagels, rotten bagels
Still moldin', rotten moldin'
Wheat not in flour, gotta worry
Don't say you'll eat it and if you eat it
Say YECCHHH!
Say YECCHHH!
We're gonna hurl this damn plate down
Eww, eww
Down to the ground
(ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick)

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I've Seen Def Leppard 2X! - October 07, 2020 - Report this comment
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