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Song Parodies -> "Rock of Sega"
Original Song Title:
"Rock of Ages"
Original Performer:
Def Leppard
Parody Song Title:
"Rock of Sega"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Since his inception, it seems as though Sonic's been the driving force keeping Sega going. Whether you think that's a good thing or a bad thing, I don't particularly care. To me, he'll always be awesome, even if some of his games are subpar and certain elements of the fanbase don't know what they want. Anyways, enjoy the parody!
Gunter glieben glauten globen!
[spoken]:
All right, yeah,
I got somethin‘ to say:
Yeah, this dude hasn’t burned out,
No, or faded away!
All right!
Ow!
Gonna smash computers!
Come on!
Rise up, gather ‘round
That blue dude’s gettin’ down!
Alex Kidd can’t go for broke,
Sega needs that hedgehog bloke!
Rock on!
(Rock on!)
Is he alien?
Grabs golden rings
And emerald things,
Might have kleptomania!
Come on!
(What do ya want?)
What do ya want?
(I want rock ‘n roll!)
Yes, he does!
(This dude rocks ‘n rolls!)
When that Doctor picks a fight,
Sonic shows he’s dynamite!
He don’t care if it takes all night,
Gonna change wrong into right!
Come on!
(What do ya want?)
What do ya want?
(I want rock ‘n roll!)
All right!
(This dude rocks ‘n rolls!)
Aw, yeah, yeah!
Rock of Sega,
Rock of Sega,
Still rollin’,
Keeps a-rollin’!
Rock of Sega,
Rock of Sega,
Still rollin’,
Rock ‘n rollin’!
He’s got the power,
Got the money,
Just call “623”,[1]
And he will be there, say yeah!
Oh yeah, heh heh heh heh!
Now listen to me!
He’s runnin’, runnin’, he got the fever,
He’s really sure; don’t need no cure!
When he’s in a jam, he’ll really slog!
And give him, give him, give him, give him one more chili dog, yeah!
(What do ya want?)
What do ya want?
(I want rock ‘n roll!)
You betcha!
(This dude rocks ‘n rolls!)
Now hit it!
[guitar solo]
Rock of Sega,
Rock of Sega,
Still rollin’,
Keeps a-rollin’!
Rock of Sega,
Rock of Sega,
Still rollin’,
Rock ‘n rollin’!
He’s got the power,
Got the money,
Just call “623”,
And he will be there, say yeah!
Say yeah!
He’s gonna kick that Robuttnik, whoo![2]
He won’t get nicked!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!
[spoken]:
All right, yeah,
I got somethin‘ to say:
Yeah, this dude hasn’t burned out,
No, or faded away!
All right!
Ow!
Gonna smash computers!
Come on!
Rise up, gather ‘round
That blue dude’s gettin’ down!
Alex Kidd can’t go for broke,
Sega needs that hedgehog bloke!
Rock on!
(Rock on!)
Is he alien?
Grabs golden rings
And emerald things,
Might have kleptomania!
Come on!
(What do ya want?)
What do ya want?
(I want rock ‘n roll!)
Yes, he does!
(This dude rocks ‘n rolls!)
When that Doctor picks a fight,
Sonic shows he’s dynamite!
He don’t care if it takes all night,
Gonna change wrong into right!
Come on!
(What do ya want?)
What do ya want?
(I want rock ‘n roll!)
All right!
(This dude rocks ‘n rolls!)
Aw, yeah, yeah!
Rock of Sega,
Rock of Sega,
Still rollin’,
Keeps a-rollin’!
Rock of Sega,
Rock of Sega,
Still rollin’,
Rock ‘n rollin’!
He’s got the power,
Got the money,
Just call “623”,[1]
And he will be there, say yeah!
Oh yeah, heh heh heh heh!
Now listen to me!
He’s runnin’, runnin’, he got the fever,
He’s really sure; don’t need no cure!
When he’s in a jam, he’ll really slog!
And give him, give him, give him, give him one more chili dog, yeah!
(What do ya want?)
What do ya want?
(I want rock ‘n roll!)
You betcha!
(This dude rocks ‘n rolls!)
Now hit it!
[guitar solo]
Rock of Sega,
Rock of Sega,
Still rollin’,
Keeps a-rollin’!
Rock of Sega,
Rock of Sega,
Still rollin’,
Rock ‘n rollin’!
He’s got the power,
Got the money,
Just call “623”,
And he will be there, say yeah!
Say yeah!
He’s gonna kick that Robuttnik, whoo![2]
He won’t get nicked!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!
1-A reference to the US release date of the first Sonic game: June 23, 1991.
2-Especially in the older cartoons, Sonic would call Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman "Robuttnik".
Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting rocked to the ground.
2-Especially in the older cartoons, Sonic would call Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman "Robuttnik".
Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting rocked to the ground.
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