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Song Parodies -> "Animal"

Original Song Title:

"Animal"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"Animal"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

HUGE fan of The Muppets and I did a tribute in an earlier round of "Artistry 2" to Kermit the Frog but this time I decided to do one to one of my personal favorite Muppets... Animal!
His brain is fried...
Since his music's loud...
Slobber's on your fife...
Electric Mayhem's proud...
He's such a grungy punk...
Kermit looks afraid...
Just let him bang his druuuuuuuuuums...
Or he'll go insane!
Whoa!
Auburn hair-do...

They leave him chained-up playing songs, Whoa-oh!
This freak will munch right through your gong, Whoa-oh!

If you'll taunt
Him you'll bleed
Since he's just... Animal!
Watch him flaunt
His huge teeth
Since he's just... Animal!!!!

A Hot MILF... "WOMAN!" leaves his mouth...
Better move her dang feet... Since he won't bring flowers
Starts runnin' with a grin... That psycho's full of lust...
They better leave him chained... Yeah, Let him pant and gruuuuuuuuunt...
He's such a creep!

Extremely violent yet he's fun, Whoa-oh!
Come serve him lunch he'll eat a ton, Whoa-oh!

Sedation
Helps that beast
Since he's just... Animal!
Frustration
Will not cease
Since he's just... Animal!

-Animal grunts-
-Animal roars-
-Animal pants heavily-

He'll pull... While in handcuffs
This crackpot is named an-an-an-an-an-an-Animal!
Gonna play those drums a bunch!

[Guitar solo done by Janice]

This madman Muppet's such a stud, Whoa-oh!
I have a hunch Keith Moon's his bud, Whoa-oh!
Watch him whack
Drums with speed
Since he's just... Animal!
Watch him snack
Drums he'll eat
Since he's just... Animal!

Damn, He rocks! (Damn, He rocks!)
Caveman screams (Caveman screams)
Since he's just... (Since he's just...)
Animal! (Animal!)

Breaks things! Maims things!
Monster's... an Animal!
Growling! Howling!
Hope he's not a... Cannibal!
We're shocked by that Animal!

[In the background]:
Sticks he'll whomp
Needs some weed
To relax... Animal!

Feet will stomp (Feet will stomp!)
Fists will swing
Since he's nuts...
Animal!

-Animal's growly laugh-


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Agrimorfee - February 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Animal is definitely my favorite Muppet. A worthy tribute indeed.
bobpiecheese - February 20, 2018 - Report this comment
(Artistry) My favourite Muppet would be the Swedish Chef, but this was still a lot of fun. Did not know about his womanising ways, though, that was a surprise. 555 drumsticks!
Brad Snyder - February 21, 2018 - Report this comment
Animal rocks! I used to have an Animal talking, well, screaming, muppet doll, well, stuffed representation. He's got to be at least one of my top three Sesame Street characters (haven't seen that show in [mumble] years). Great job, Matthias. And ironic choice of songs to parody. 5 chewed up cymbals for YYYYOOOOOUUUU!!!

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