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Song Parodies -> "(I) Abhor the WBC"

Original Song Title:

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"(I) Abhor the WBC"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

This is a song I wrote about the Westboro Baptist Church, the scum of this Earth. They protest military funerals and practice very hateful anti-homosexuality speech. If you hate these filthy excuses for human beings as much as I do, read on. Please note: to keep the pacing in check, stress the "hor" in "abhor", and pronounce WBC "dubya-bee-see". One last thing, my sincerest apologies to the members of Def Leppard, I do not want to associate you (or any other normal human beings) with the WBC trashbags at all. Enjoy!
Step outsideā€¦ "GOD HATES GAYS!!!"
What do we say? GO AWAY!

Driving right along, baby, tell me I am wrong
I see Westboro picketers stand in throngs
Tellin' them to scram, need a battering ram
Crazy guys with banners, they don't give a damn!
Oh man

Bashing-and-a-trashing other races isn't right
How can you resist not picking a fight?
All day, every day, out in the street
Accusing other Christians of-ah heresy
Yeah, yeah

He's a butthole, Mr. Phelps
Causing trouble, just can't help (but)

Abhor the WBC (oooh they upset the gov)
Abhor the WBC (just can't shut them up)
Abhor the WBC (ooh had more than enough)

It's not very sweet when they yell on the street, yeah

Listen...
All fright, no delight, are their twisted prayers
The way they treat "outsiders" is so unfair
Funerals, concert halls, even Disney World
Gay slurs, saboteurs with "flags" unfurled
It's messed up

They're calling actresses and singers and celebrities "whores"
Even Homer Simpson has more knowledge than the whole
All the time, every time, members repeat
All who are not one of us, "Go to Hell, please"
Can't take it anymore

Take the Bible, mess it up
Filled with libel, -bleep- it up!!!

Abhor the WBC (oooh they upset the gov)
Abhor the WBC (just can't shut them up)
Abhor the WBC (ooh had more than enough)

It's not very sweet when they yell on the street, yeah

You got the pepper, I got the spray
This week there'll be a visit we'll pay
Cuz I'm not, gonna, take no crap
At this funeral they disrupt
They disrupt

Do you hate Shirley? She worse than Fred?

Ain't she awful (Ain't she awful)
Shirley Phelps (Shirley Phelps)
Don't forget the (rest of them)
Rest of them!!!

Abhor the WBC (oooh they upset the gov)
Abhor the WBC (just can't shut them up)
Abhor the WBC (ooh had more than enough)
Abhor the WBC (oooh they upset the gov)
Abhor the WBC (shoot 'em, just shoot 'em)
Abhor the WBC
Abhor the WBC
SIMONY!!!
DISCLAIMER: Please don't be offended by the parody. I wrote this to express my opinion, simply put. I would never dare to intentionally offend anyone. Feel free to leave some "choice words" for the WBC in comments!

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Old Man Ribber - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
carly - Welcome back. ;D
Phil Alexander - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff :-)

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