-> "Schlock of Ages (from Agrimorfee's Attic)"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Of Ages"
Parody Song Title:
"Schlock of Ages (from Agrimorfee's Attic)"
The Lyrics
(eeny, miney, miney, mo! Alright!)
I got something to say
It's time to fool around
Come and do it all day!
Come and have some fun!
C'mon! Rise up, gather 'round
If you are feelin' down
I was trying to write a song, but I couldn't think of a premise to go on
Right on! (Write on!)
I couldn't think of one, YEAH!
So instead of a sensible parody, I'll do something dumb instead
What do you want? What do you want?
( I gotta go to the bathroom!)
Oh you do?
(Only the bathroom!)
Well sorry, dude, you have to wait, because this is my time now!
I don't care if it takes all night, we're gonna get this darned song right!
(Pardon!) What do you want?
What do you want?
(I gotta go to the bathroom!)
All right!
(Only the bathroom!) Oh YEAH-YEAH!
Schlock of ages! Schlock of ages!
We're high rollin' to get the dough in!
Schlock of ages! Schlock of ages!
We're high rollin' to get the dough in!
We got the power to rot your brain in!
The money's needed...to get a new car, say YEAH!
(Yeah!!) (hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, hyuk)
Now listen to this!
I'm burnin'! Burnin'! I got a fever
I know for sure
Here is a cure
Take some Tylenol
Drink it with alcohol
And then, and then, and then you won't have a fever no more! Yeah!
What do you want?(What do you want?)
I gotta go to the bathroom!
(I said you could!)
Well I gotta go again!...
(guitar solo)
Schlock of ages! Schlock of ages!
That's what we're singin'! Your ears are stingin'!
Schlock of ages! Schlock of ages
That's what we're singin'! Your ears are stingin'!
We got the power to rot your brain in!
The money's needed...to get a new car!
Say YEAH!! (YEAHH!!)
The song's almost over right now (YOO-HOO!)
Bang your head on the ground!
(hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...huh?)
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