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Song Parodies -> "No More Cigars For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"No More Cigars For Me"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Step inside, you were close
Want a cigar? Hey, hey!

Smelling like a bomb, will you, c'mon get along
Smokin' like no tomorrow will get you stoned
Crackin like hang time, doing something fine
4:20 PM is the better time
Where a cigar smoking in a flash is doing right
Don't get very annoyed, smoker, go all night
Sometime, anytime, cigar me, nice
Well don't be innocent, cigar me, yeah

Hey!
Oh well, smoking pot, eh? Don't give up
But swear someday, live it up
No more cigars for me
Or am I only stoned?
No more cigars for me
C'mon, I'm not alone
No more cigars for me
Oh, still in my own home
Well that's how it goes
From your head to your toes yeah

You keep on smoking, no killing jokes
Getting high, up in smoke
So that's, say what, how it goes
From your head, your head, to your toes

So you want cigars? Smoke twice a day!
Smoking pot, eh? Don't give up
But swear someday, live it up
No more cigars for me
Or am I only stoned?
No more cigars for me
C'mon, I'm not alone
No more cigars for me
Oh, still in my own home

No more cigars for me
Or am I only stoned?
No more cigars for me
Get it, come get it
Any cigars for me ?
Whoa!
No more cigars for me
Yeah! Cigar me!

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