When you make love, can I look through the window?
Who do you think of, does she look good on twee?
Do you eat pies and say just the one?
Do you check the flavour, or just munch 'n' see?
Ooh pie ooh yeah

when you're alone, do you sumo wrestle?
Are you in a big fat person suit, or is it just your flab?
Ooh PIES!

I don't wanna touch you too much baby
'Cos STIs are really skanky
I know you think that you cant catch it,
So I don't wanna be there when you pass it on,
No!

Love bites, they bleed
It's like a vampire on my neck
Love lives, love dies
I really love pies!
Love begs, love pleads
It's what I need

When you make pies, are you somewhere else?
Am I gettin' a nice pie, or do you not really care?
When you throw up will you walk out?
It can't be pie, if you can throw it about
Ooh babe

I don't wanna touch you too much baby
'Cos STI's are really skanky

[Repeat Chorus]

[guitar solo]

Ooh yeah

[Repeat Bridge]

Love bites, they bleed
It's like a vampire on my neck
Love lives, love dies

[Repeat Chorus]

If you've got love in your nights
Watch out for love bites
they cain,
it will be hell for your neck