Song Parodies -> Droolin'
| Original Song Title: | "Foolin'" |
| Original Performer: | Def Leppard |
| Parody Song Title: | "Droolin'" |
| Parody Written by: | M. McCain |
Growing old really bites
From fighting cold to sleepless nights
Get around with my cane
Toilet trip is a strain
Metamucil and Ensure -
Rated "M" for Mature
Slip on my Depends and I go to bed
Pitted prunes dance in my head
Am I gettin' senile?
Losing memory?
Dealing with incontinence.
Ohh oh, I can barely see.
Oh, you just gotta know
I may be antique
But my mouth don't leak
'Cause baby I'm not
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah, Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah, Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Don't you treat me like a child
Dentures soak in Polident
Love that Brut, my fav'rite scent
Just wakin' up is such a chore
Hope I make it to the door
Am I gettin' senile?
Losing memory?
Dealing with incontinence.
Ohh oh
I can barely see.
Oh, you just gotta know
I may be antique
But my mouth don't leak
'Cause baby I'm not
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Repeat
From fighting cold to sleepless nights
Get around with my cane
Toilet trip is a strain
Metamucil and Ensure -
Rated "M" for Mature
Slip on my Depends and I go to bed
Pitted prunes dance in my head
Am I gettin' senile?
Losing memory?
Dealing with incontinence.
Ohh oh, I can barely see.
Oh, you just gotta know
I may be antique
But my mouth don't leak
'Cause baby I'm not
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah, Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah, Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Don't you treat me like a child
Dentures soak in Polident
Love that Brut, my fav'rite scent
Just wakin' up is such a chore
Hope I make it to the door
Am I gettin' senile?
Losing memory?
Dealing with incontinence.
Ohh oh
I can barely see.
Oh, you just gotta know
I may be antique
But my mouth don't leak
'Cause baby I'm not
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Repeat
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Obscure songs generate little interest, I guess. Well, I give myself 555
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