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Song Parodies -> "Droolin'"

Original Song Title:

"Foolin'"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"Droolin'"

Parody Written by:

M. McCain

The Lyrics

Growing old really bites
From fighting cold to sleepless nights
Get around with my cane
Toilet trip is a strain
Metamucil and Ensure -
Rated "M" for Mature
Slip on my Depends and I go to bed
Pitted prunes dance in my head

Am I gettin' senile?
Losing memory?
Dealing with incontinence.
Ohh oh, I can barely see.

Oh, you just gotta know
I may be antique
But my mouth don't leak

'Cause baby I'm not
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah, Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah, Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Don't you treat me like a child

Dentures soak in Polident
Love that Brut, my fav'rite scent
Just wakin' up is such a chore
Hope I make it to the door

Am I gettin' senile?
Losing memory?
Dealing with incontinence.
Ohh oh
I can barely see.

Oh, you just gotta know
I may be antique
But my mouth don't leak

'Cause baby I'm not
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Dr-Dr-Dr-Droolin'
Ah Dr-Dr-Droolin'

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M. McCain - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Obscure songs generate little interest, I guess. Well, I give myself 555

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