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Song Parodies -> "I'm So Blocked"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Get Rocked"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"I'm So Blocked"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This cheese's got me so blocked?

I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked!!!!!!!!

I ate , BLT, and Burger King, too, my colon said nothing
I just ate to much food.
Chewed up Ex-lax to make me relax,
My colon don't agree, 'cos even though I am relaxed I feel my body feel hurt.
"Please get this out of me"
I'm plugged you see,
"My colon's blocked by crap, see, "
Oh, woe is me.

He said
"Try Ex-Lax" - who me?
"Use the john" - stuck a while, man!
"Use the Ex-Lax" - I have!
"What's taking so long?" - 'Bout to keel!
Sorry dad, blocked up in here,
Let's get the rock out of here

Seven day weekend, up all night
In at the deep end, hang on tight
Won't take a minute, it won't take long
So get on with it,
Come on, c'mon, c'mon

I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Stuck in here all day, this won't go away.
Buddy, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,

I'm your average, way connstipated dude,
Runnin' to the toilet to get out all the poo.
I'm screamin' in the mens' restroom and I'm feelin' really uncool.
But what I got ain't rocks or rolls and it really blew my tube,

I was- chowin' yogart and limburger,
Shouldn't have had ice cream-
Blocks of chocolate not keen for din-din,
Give me more- need more butt cream,
Well I'm sorry girl, here's my confession
That smell back there is from my digestion.

Seven day weekend, up all night
In at the deep end, hang on tight
Shouldn't take an hour, it won't take long
So get on with it,
Come on, c'mon, c'mon

I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Stuck in here all day, this won't go away.
Buddy, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,

Oh, all I wanna do is take a pill to make me poo,
Every time I'm in the bathroom I get stuck inside like glue,
Heaven knows I'm sick 'n' tired of pancin' with this doo
It's real sucky today.
Hey look at that, man
I am feeling so blocked.
I am feeling so blocked.

SOLO

It's taking 4 hours and a minute.
It's taking so long, yeah
Can't go on, can't take a ****
Oh, help me anybody!
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Help me out, baby
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I'm so clogged up, I'm so clogged up.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I just need to ****
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I'm so blocked, please help me, baby
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Let's poo all the way
Let's poo it night 'n' day,
Get it out today,
Bring out the Bengay.
C'mon I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Man, I'm feeling so blocked!



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Adagio - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song.
John Jenkins - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever parody - I liked the Bengay line.
Chris Bodily TM - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but Def Leppard rocks, and this parody was hilarious! You should keep writing these hilarious food parodies. I didn't know the original song, so 4-5-5.
Rick D - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't know Bengay was the proper medication for constipation. Seems to me it would burn like an SOB. Very funny though
Mari D - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I laughed, I cried... Oh, the pain! Good work! Because of your parody I checked out the original and yes, it does rock. But what's the deal with the Ben Gay?
Diva - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
=0! I hope BenGay isn't what I'm thinking, that coud induce even more pain! Lots of funny lines here, STG, ....Great job LOL!
Paul Robinson - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
STG - I've got to listen to the sample on this one - as I mentioned on another parody where I was DKTOS, I'm having trouble with the sound on my PC. Going to another location where I can here the sample so I can give a fair grade. Later...
Claude Prez - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
"Let's poo it night n' day" made me laugh; nice job.
Paul Robinson - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
STG - Good work on this. When I listeded to the original I really liked this.
Spaff.com - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
"Blocked" is a funny sub for "Rocked," and I particularly liked "four hours and a minute" for "won't take a minute." I hope everything finally came out all right. Heh heh.
S.T.G. - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmmm. I have no idea why I used BenGay. But I had to use something. Thanx for the comments. I've been going through a rough time with my g/f and my break-up. So seeing these are a lifter. from S.T.G. PS- I don't know if I should take a break or not, give your input.

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