Song Parodies -> Too Shrunk To Tuck
| Original Song Title: | "Too Drunk To F*ck" |
| Original Performer: | Dead Kennedys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Too Shrunk To Tuck" |
| Parody Written by: | LucidLupin LeeBee |
In sympathy & with apologies to the nursing profession.........
Work as a nursie
I work all night
I made 16 beds
and I stretched 'em up all tight
Laundry raided
Smooth out that ruck
I'm pulling at the sheets
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk, to tuck
It's too shrunk, to tuck
too shrunk to tuck
Hospital worries
There's more than one
Shooting up supplies
Sounds like a way of getting done
Sweep with a broom
Around their head
On this ward they maybe
Soon may well be dead
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk, to tuck
It just won't stretch 'n' how
too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk, to tuck
It's starched stiff ooh 'n' old
too shrunk to tuck
He's about to drop
His bed's a mess
Not my vocation this
Nursin' people in pain
Another bed
I quietly curse
and rue the sodding day
I became a nurse
It's too shrunk to tuck
All too shrunk to tuck
Not what I need right now oh no way
It's ripping and I scream "Too far-
Oh Save me!"
I scream from ear to ear
Too shrunk to tuck
Yeah Yeah
I work all night
I made 16 beds
and I stretched 'em up all tight
Laundry raided
Smooth out that ruck
I'm pulling at the sheets
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk, to tuck
It's too shrunk, to tuck
too shrunk to tuck
Hospital worries
There's more than one
Shooting up supplies
Sounds like a way of getting done
Sweep with a broom
Around their head
On this ward they maybe
Soon may well be dead
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk, to tuck
It just won't stretch 'n' how
too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk, to tuck
It's starched stiff ooh 'n' old
too shrunk to tuck
He's about to drop
His bed's a mess
Not my vocation this
Nursin' people in pain
Another bed
I quietly curse
and rue the sodding day
I became a nurse
It's too shrunk to tuck
All too shrunk to tuck
Not what I need right now oh no way
It's ripping and I scream "Too far-
Oh Save me!"
I scream from ear to ear
Too shrunk to tuck
Yeah Yeah
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Great title sub.
This is a good write on a little known subject! yes, it is very frustrating when the sheets get too shrunk & old from constant hot dryers . . .
Thanks John and LCC ;)
Hilarious! ROFL
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