Song Parodies -> Crawford Texas Uber Alles
| Original Song Title: | "California Uber Alles" |
| Original Performer: | Dead Kennedys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crawford Texas Uber Alles" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Wilder |
Sure a dictatorship would be easier-George W Bush
I am Lord Dubya Bush
My brain is lodged somewhere up my tush
Still you made me president
American rights will go away
I am now your dictator today
Now I command all of you
Your kids will pray in school
Know of only Christians too
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, Crawford Texas
Ann Coulter will control you
Still you think it's natural
Gay bashing for the master race
Still you wear the happy face
You closed your eyes can't happen here
Johnny Ashcroft is near
We got trouble up Iraq way
Join the army or you will pay
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, Crawford Texas
Now it's December 2004
I am pleased to launch the third world war
You too will meet my secret police
They will draft you and lynch your niece
Go quietly to boot camp
If you refuse, you'll be shot like a tramp
Don't you worry it's for a good cause
Helping Haliburton circumvent the laws
Choke on my new zyclon gas
Libya or North Korea
You will croak you piece of mush
When you screw with dictator Bush
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, Crawford Texas
My brain is lodged somewhere up my tush
Still you made me president
American rights will go away
I am now your dictator today
Now I command all of you
Your kids will pray in school
Know of only Christians too
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, Crawford Texas
Ann Coulter will control you
Still you think it's natural
Gay bashing for the master race
Still you wear the happy face
You closed your eyes can't happen here
Johnny Ashcroft is near
We got trouble up Iraq way
Join the army or you will pay
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, Crawford Texas
Now it's December 2004
I am pleased to launch the third world war
You too will meet my secret police
They will draft you and lynch your niece
Go quietly to boot camp
If you refuse, you'll be shot like a tramp
Don't you worry it's for a good cause
Helping Haliburton circumvent the laws
Choke on my new zyclon gas
Libya or North Korea
You will croak you piece of mush
When you screw with dictator Bush
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, Crawford Texas
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 2 |
|
2 |
|
2 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 1 |
|
3 |
|
3 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 4 |
|
2 |
|
2 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
"You made me President"? Since when am I on the Supreme Court?
Was this based on a later (live?) version that the 70s original (which would get butchered in terms of pacing)? Even so, making Bubya's hicktown the centre of the 4th Reich was quite clever. It's about time somebody wrote a Dead Kennedy's parody - we need more from the punk scene!
nicely done.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/deadkennedys0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 160
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables album at Amazon.com
Plastic Surgery Disasters / In God We Trust Inc. album at Amazon.com
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables album at Amazon.com
Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death album at Amazon.com
Frankenchrist album at Amazon.com
Live at the Deaf Club 1979 album at Amazon.com
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables album at Amazon.com
Mutiny on the Bay album at Amazon.com
