Song Parodies -> Rapt in Glues and Thinners
| Original Song Title: | "Absolute Beginners" |
| Original Performer: | David Bowie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rapt in Glues and Thinners" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
This song is a celebration.....of STUPIDITY.... Kids, please do not try this at home... ;-)
There's nothing much to huffin'
Costs nothing much to take
I am rapt in glues and thinners
With a lapsing-gluetly brain
I'm always under weather
No zest, it's shot to hell
Collapsing high - must sniff new
'Cus I'm rapt in glues and thinners
I prize obliquely dopin'
It severs ganglions
It's a drug song
Won't be no renouncin'
Go daft at these potions
Trust I've no qualms
Cells all freezin'
Cranials borrowed time
Sachet of turpentine
Or aerosols and glue
Snout snort vrooom!
Snout snort vrooom!
Snout snort vrooom!
Huffing much could snappen
Tough synapses break
For alternative, spray dinners;
Try stuffing rear intake!
No bong, no more pill piling
Nor smoking more ol' weed
No acididdly drops too
'Cus I'm rapt in glues and thinners
It is enough just to snuff
No flirtin' now with speed
It's my drug song
Good grey matter spoutin'
Should wail over headaches
Just for the thrills
Always sneezin'
Reveal-in' the bad signs
My brain's now got hard times
From craps o' snootly glue
Costs nothing much to take
I am rapt in glues and thinners
With a lapsing-gluetly brain
I'm always under weather
No zest, it's shot to hell
Collapsing high - must sniff new
'Cus I'm rapt in glues and thinners
I prize obliquely dopin'
It severs ganglions
It's a drug song
Won't be no renouncin'
Go daft at these potions
Trust I've no qualms
Cells all freezin'
Cranials borrowed time
Sachet of turpentine
Or aerosols and glue
Snout snort vrooom!
Snout snort vrooom!
Snout snort vrooom!
Huffing much could snappen
Tough synapses break
For alternative, spray dinners;
Try stuffing rear intake!
No bong, no more pill piling
Nor smoking more ol' weed
No acididdly drops too
'Cus I'm rapt in glues and thinners
It is enough just to snuff
No flirtin' now with speed
It's my drug song
Good grey matter spoutin'
Should wail over headaches
Just for the thrills
Always sneezin'
Reveal-in' the bad signs
My brain's now got hard times
From craps o' snootly glue
She: Are all the meats wrapped?Me: They seem to be quite attentive, yes.
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I know this one's gonna get stuck in my head. I once read somewhere that the best size bag to use for sniffing is a number 5.
i was glad i stopped to sniff your parody...5s
Ha ! Acididdly...I like that word ! This was super....er.. gluey....!!!
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