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Song Parodies -> "Girls Just Want to Have Gum"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Girls Just Want to Have Gum"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

The lyrics are based of the Weird Al parody
Some girls like to date cool dudes
And others like playing sports and swimming pools
There's only one thing they all want some
Oh, girls they want to have gum
Oh, girls just want to have gum

I know how to keep a girl satisfied
When I whip out my juicy fruit there eyes get so wide
They'll chew every waking moment under the sun
Cause girls they want to have gum
Oh, girls just want to have gum

That's all they really want
Is some gum
Don't bribe em with jewelry, chocolates, or fun
Cause girls they want to have gum
Oh, girls just want to have gum

Girls, they want
Want to have gum
Girls wanna have

She chews up to twelve sticks a day
And I think she should cut down anyway
Can't figure out why she won't only eat one
Oh, girls they want to have gum
Oh, girls just want to have gum

That's all they really want
Is some gum
They don't really care where it comes from
Cause girls they want to have gum
Oh, girls just want to have gum

Girls, they want
Want to have gum
Girls wanna have

They just want to
They just want to
Girls

They just want to
They just want to
Girls just want to have gum

Girls
Girls just want to have gum

They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to

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Jeff Reuben - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad. I've heard rumors or misheard lyrics with the same name, but never an actual song written for them. So...you didn't bite off more than you can chew =)
who cares what my name is - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
i hate gum
Kiri Te Kananwa - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff Reuben, i've looked around on this site and i've seen you're name pop up quite alot. Its makes you seem like one of those sad guys that spend most of their days behind the computer screen. I dunno maybe you are on of those guys! You should do something more productive with you're life. Kiri
Jeff Reuben - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
The New Zealand opera singer? I'm impressed you've taken the time to read my songs/comments.
Arwen - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I have it on good authority that Jeff's life is much more productive than yours, Kiri. For one, he's learned proper English language usage and knows the difference between "your" and "you're."

And after several days of observation, I have only seen him behind his computer screen once...for about 15 minutes during an office game of hide and seek. (talk about productivity!) He was found fairly quickly...
Kiri Te Kananwa - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, Jeff -- never mind me, I'm just being a silly diva biotch. Again. Actually, given that it's ME who wastes time researching other amiright posters, speculating about their lives and wondering how they spend their time, it's clearly ME who's the one who is so sad. But don't worry -- I AM finally in therapy (Yay! Mom and Dad agreed to pay for it after all my whineing!). Kiri.
Ashkicksass - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
And I know that everyone kissed and made up, but I would just like to state for the record, that Jeff is actually cooler than people think. He has been awarded Biotch Weekly's Best Unitard Award for three years running.
Arwen - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
And he's had some steep competition...even since Johnny D dropped out of the running...
Johnny D - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
*burp*

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