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Song Parodies -> "Girls Just Want to Have Guns"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Girls Just Want to Have Guns"

Parody Written by:

Logan the Amazing

The Lyrics

Girls can be crazy. So crazy, sometimes, that they just wanna get out their rifle and shoot stuff! This parody explains everything...
I come home drinking lots of Sprite
My mother asks what the heck did you do last night
Oh mother dear I just was having some fun
And girls they wanna have guns
Oh girls just wanna have guns

The cops come in the middle of the night
My father yells what did you just do with your life
Oh daddy dear I’m sorry I have to run
But girls they wanna have guns
Oh girls just wanna have

That’s all they really want
Some guns
Getting rifles that are the ones
Cause girls they wanna have guns
Oh girls just wanna have guns (girls and boys wanna have guns, girls wanna have)

The cops took me and put me in jail
And my parents are the ones who are stuck paying bail
I’m still in school I just want to be done
Oh girls they wanna have guns
Oh girls just wanna have

That’s all they really want
Some guns
Girls like us just want some fun
Cause girls they wanna have guns
Oh girls just wanna have guns (girls and boys wanna have guns, girls wanna have)
They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna, they just wanna, oh girl
Girls they wanna have guns
They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna, they just wanna, girls
They just wanna, they just wanna, oh girls
Girls just wanna have guns

When I’ve finally
When I’ve finally shot and won
Oh when I’ve finally shot and won oh girl
Girls, they wanna have guns

They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna, they just wanna, oh girls
Girls just wanna have guns

Here is why, guys
Here is why, guys I answer to none
Oh here is why, guys I answer to none oh girl
Girls, they wanna have guns
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Meh, Logan. I hope you can take this constructive criticism I'm about to give in stride. You essentially removed "fun" from the OS (Original Song) and changed it to "guns". Now, if you explained somehow what the girls did with the guns, or why they wanted them so badly, that would have made for some potentially funny material. Not rating this one, because I like you, and the ratings system doesn't mean squat anymore anyway. Keep on writing, though! :)
NRA Boy - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
I wanna have guns too!
Logan the Amazing - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
In response to Agrimorfee: I can take it. I appreciate three things. One, you’re trying to help me. I like that. Two, you like me. Three, you’re encouraging me to keep going. I’m thankful for that. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

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