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Song Parodies -> "All Hillary has Done"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want to have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"All Hillary has Done"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another boring convention night
Booker, Michelle, and Slick Willy tell us what Hillary's done right
Change Maker since 1971
But they don't say all that Hillary has done
The endless scandals and battles not won

The phone rings in the middle of the night
The Ambassador to Libya fighting for his life
No support, no reinforcement, no guns
Four funerals due to terrorist scum
Grieving families lied to so bad

(Chorus)
Hillary, that lying c-nt
F-cked up
Everything went wrong
Lies- how the story got spun
SoS, she was the worst one

Private email server, what in the world?
Classified documents that she mishandled
Lied to the FBI Investigation
Hillary, what have you done?
Security breach you stupid hag

Why don't you talk about that?
Vile scum
All you do is lie to everyone
You should be locked up in a dungeon
And you want to take our guns?
Third term Obama run
Thank God for Donald Trump!!!

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Jonathan - July 27, 2016 - Report this comment
I love that '80s synthpop and hate that b**** Hillary Clinton! what's not to like about this parody? 455
@FY - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Bravo!
Forget You - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
This is a rage-filled, vulgar tirade that does not fit even the loosest definition of a parody. Go vote for a psychopathic encourager of cyber espionage for political gain. Go vote for a traitor who is interested only in his all-consuming narcissistic needs.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
A few blurts do match/rhyme the OS. Remarks by "Forget You" are unforgettable.
Counter Right - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
How about you (Forget You) go write a better parody of your own?
Forget You - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
@Counter Right: I have written better parodies than this obscenity. Everybody has. Mine are non-political and listed here under my real name. My use of pseudonyms is strategic and facilitates my presentations of facts and well-grounded opinions, without getting into personal pissing contests. I'm sure you understand "Counter Right." Btw, I do not ask about your parody production because that's irrelevant and I don't give a damn. But do understand this: Trump and Putin share the same psyche. All Vlad had to do was compliment Trump and the latter became his grateful ally in abetting cyber espionage against an American presidential candidate, as well as winking at the murderous occupation of Crimea. The non-analytical, barely educated, work-unqualified, middle-aged white guys who while away their time watching cartoons and comparing eggnogs need to wake up and realize that Trump is their Mussolini and Huey Long wrapped into one existential threat, and is their real doom.
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Hilarious comments by FY and the doctor. Instead of pontificating here, perhaps you both should get off the soap boxes and run for office. As for traitors, voting for Hillary should be treason. She lied to the families of the slain in Benghazi. She used an unsecured cell phone and private server and DID compromise classified information. She lied about cooperation with the FBI and got rid of 33,000 emails. She belongs in jail. Add the DNC emails about Bernie as annoying Jew-atheist by DWS and there you have the Democratic Party of jackasses. As for Bill Clinton, he left out a chapter about his life long love of Hillary his wife- the adultery years. The Clintons are scumbags, and nobody wants four more years of failed Obama policies. Her entire campaign can be summed up in three worse- Obama Third Term. Trying to wrap herself up in the American Flag doesn't help. She's for the status quo, funded by Super PACs and special interests, panders to Wall Street, and uses the gender card (which seems to be failing, because even women hate her)! Yeah, Left-wing stooges, vote your conscience.
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
I might add that as I have stated many times before, I parody all political parties and individuals. I am the only one here who has done in this election year: Obama, Hillary, Sanders, Trump, Pence, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Carly Fiorina, Dr. Carson, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee, and Rick Perry. So that's 13 out of 20 candidates plus the President, the REP RM, and the head of the DNC. I think I've done Ryan and Priebus too!!! So when you can equal that, let me know...
Forget You - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Anodyne, anti-Hillary boiler plate from Rob. Hillary is ambitious. So was Lincoln. She is shady. So was JFK. She is arrogant. So was FDR. She is expedient. So was LBJ. She is bureaucratic. So was Herbert Hoover. She is a woman wronged by her husband. So was Eleanor Roosevelt. Neither you nor Jesus are running for President. So what's the alternative? A born-rich fraud who doesn't know the meaning of "nuclear triad" or the workings of a tri-partite government? ("I ALONE" will solve your problems.) You are a Rep. Start listening to the true conservatives and the Never Trump people and the Bush family and Romney and Kasich. Your fellow German-American had it right: "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people."
@FY - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Submit your real name and author sheet to prove you are genuine. Your pseudonym isn't strategic at all, it's called cowardice. And I'm 100% sure your sheet and every parody are not golden 555s. Most of my detractors here have the same ratings as most others - varied.
Patrick - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
If Obama's two terms had been so wonderful, why do we need a "Change Maker"? Perhaps she could be given a job as a clerk at the White House gift shop where she can make change all day long without hurting anyone. Of course, I wouldn't trust her not to pocket some of the receipts.
Forget You - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Why do we need a change maker, Patrick? Because as a great Republican Abraham Lincoln said, "The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew."
"Rob," submit your real names. It must take at least 100 monkeys squatting at 100 keyboards to turn out 3,000+ pieces of primate parody.
Sarah Palindrome - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
To pseudonym-enemy no due spot.
Counter Right - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
@ Forget You: This is not a political site, it's a parody site that allows political songs, preferably funny, but that's in the eye of the beholder. The right way to counter one you don't like is to out-funny the writer, not to out-insult him. As for Hillary's emails they were hacked long befored Trump asked Putin to hand them over, so please realize that if they are not handed over before she takes office, possibly, they can instead be used by Russia to blackmail her for years to come. Trump didn't write them (Hillary did), Trump didn't steal them (Russia did, or maybe North Korea), Trump's actually trying to prevent a situation where the president of the US can be blackmailed for four years, if he's getting chummy with Putin to keep us safe, so be it. Always remember the first rule of diplomacy, speak softly and carry a big stick. He's acting more and more presidentail each day. You'd rather have him say "F*ck You Putin, hand over her emails NOW!"???
Billy - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey CT, don't waste your time on FY who is probably some hippy pot-smoker who is part of the LGBT Community and a Greenie. He shows lack of common sense and is so extreme left that everything is backwards in his hallucinogenic world. You can't blame a foreign power for the content of the DNC e-mails, only of hacking the party which was warned by the FBI a whole year earlier of this probable attack. Bernie Sanders had it right the whole time about the rigged system. But he had no idea the Hillary clan pegged him as an atheist. And they insulted his Jewish heritage on top of that! Not even the Republicans did that. Trump called him "Crazy Bernie." I say that FY has got to be a total idiot to blame the Trump campaign at all. And Trump stating that he would have an audience with Putin is called diplomacy first. How in the hell can anyone argue against that? Hillary met with Putin. Double standard? With Democrats, usually.
Forget You - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
To CR: On Wednesday, July 27, Trump said, “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing." That statement clearly calls for Russia to continue hacking Clinton's correspondence. After being rebuked in a bipartisan way, he walked the statement back. Of course, Hillary's account was hacked long before July 27. But rest assured that hacking is ubiquitous. Which country do you think has the best ability to hack and has hacked friend and foe on a massive scale? I'm sorry, but your comment is so ingenuous and unsophisticated as to make me laugh. Your portrayal of Trump as altruistically trying to prevent Hillary from being blackmailed is especially hilarious. Who writes your stuff?
I bet it would surprise you to learn that a C.I.A. dentist has installed a transmitter in Putin's upper left second molar. Psst, don't tell anybody -- I use pseudonyms because I'm a triple agent. Sometimes I can't keep track of who I am. I could be you! I may have to assassinate myself!
People on this site often write political parodies, and this is commentary on such a parody. Therefore, the tone of this site is significantly political, with a hint of eggnog.
To Sarah: What in the world are you talking about?
Forget You - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Doesn't the sun ever set in Sacramento? It's beddie-bye time, Billy. Rest your fevered little brain. Have a toke and curl up with your Ken doll.
Counter Right - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 brain cells that Forget You are missing." --- Does that statement clearly calls for Russia to continue hacking into your head with neurosurgery?
Callmerightie - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
What I love about FY is how he is outraged by Trump's facetious comment which has no bearing on whether Top Secret information will or will not be exposed but doesn't care in the slightest that Hillary Clinton is the cause of this precarious situation; that she committed enough compromises of Top Secret information to send an entire battalion of military intelligence personnel to prison. Seriouly, she may have committed thousands of acts that would have, taken individually, caused an NCO in the intelligence community to, at the very least, be given a dishonorable discharge
Forget You - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
After reading Trump's lame "facetious" excuse in a newspaper, one letter writer replied, "It is inappropriate for someone in his position to joke about something so serious. The fact that he does not understand this just adds more evidence to the fact that this man is completely unqualified to be the POTUS." The FBI has made its determination. In the words of your favorite SCOTUS Justice, "Get over it."
Counter Right - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
@ FU: What you don't understand is that Trump is playing the MSM like a boss. Even the excuse was timed. The story of the last days for the sheeple should have been Hillary's speech. Instead it became Hillary's emails. AGAIN. And now that everyone knows that Putin and Julian Assange has the power to drop the shoe on DEMS any day they feel like it everyone better start making secondary voting plans.
Forget You - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
CR, You have invented a false narrative. The DNC and Hillary's campaign have been hit hard by Russian intelligence services. Who is to benefit? According to my true but fanciful-sounding narrative, Putin and Trump, who have been lovers since 1992, have conspired to sabotage Hillary. Please note that Trump, né Trumpsky, has had two wives from behind the Iron Curtain. They were supplied as beards and spies by Putin, late of the KGB, to cover up the gaiety and to receive information about Trump's friend at the time Bill Clinton. I have in my possession a photograph of Donnie and Vladdie, blissfully side by side and bare chested, galloping on white horses, with hair flowing in the breeze (Vladdie had a full crop at the time). I am prepared to drop this bombshell at my merest whim. In conclusion, FU2!

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