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Song Parodies -> "Kids Just Want to Get Banned"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Kids Just Want to Get Banned"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

Basically an ode to underage children who log in and/or register to media sites like YouTube or Facebook, all at the risk of being trolled or treated inappropriately. At worst, they'd even act immaturely and foolishly towards others.
I logged in, on YouTube.com
But bummer when you, see your works just got swiped
Another troll, or an immature one?
Gee, kids, they want to get banned
Oh kids, just want to get banned

When I play, little chits come in online
I heard them yell, scream and just diss to your fright*
No need to tell, you know, there's rule number one
Gee, kids, they want to get banned
Oh kids, just want to get banned

I laughed when they get banned
So fun
Better do your homework, son
Gee, kids, they want to get banned
Oh kids, just want to get banned

Kids - they want, want to get banned
Oh kids just want to get banned

There's this lad, a dastardly boy
Who comments away and intends to download
He copied my vid but I sent a takedown
Gee, kids, they want to get banned
Oh kids, just want to get

I laughed when they get banned
So fun
Better do your homework, son
Gee, kids, they want to get banned
Oh kids, just want to get banned

Kids - they want, want to get banned
Oh kids, just want to get banned

They just wanna, they just wanna...
* - Referring to minors flocking the Call of Duty and/or Battlefield 3 servers even if they're not at the right age to play such games. Such has been a bane of the series, whom fans of other games mockingly refer to as "Children's Online Daycare", and a point of criticism against oblivious parents who buy M-rated games for children who aren't psychologically mature enough.

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