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Song Parodies -> "Drug D.IX"

Original Song Title:

"Time After Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Drug D.IX"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Although D.IX was never more than in limited production from late 1944 through the surrender in 1945, the FSU reported that encounters between Red Army troops and Waffen SS loaded with D.IX were hard to kill. They took many bullets and should have been downed, but continued to fight. One Waffen SS soldier took an entire drum from a Russian PPSh-41 SMG and STILL (dead on his feet) mowed down Russian troops before collapsing. He never screamed nor flinched when he was being shot 35 times!!! By October 1945 D.IX was to be issued to all German Army and Waffen SS troops as well as midget sub crews. Scary...
November 1944 and the Reich’s clock is ticking,
at Kiel University something is new
a new drug cocktail--
developed for midget submarine crews
Flashback--Sachsenhausen concentration camp--
human test subjects marched
55 miles with little rest, in the drug test
using drug D.IX--

Neger and Biber pilots--
Given pills and tested
sent on secret missions, they became human zombies
but were not dead--
Limited production--went too slow--
German Army and Waffen SS were not far behind--
100,000 D.IX pills ordered in no time--

chorus:
The Nazis were looking for a way-- to develop supersoldiers
using drug D.IX
human endurance was to be--ultimately redefined
using drug D.IX

5mg Eukodal, 5mg cocaine, 5mg Pervatin,
mixed with several new synthetic drugs
If issued by October 1945--you're wondering
if Hitler could produce Nazi Superthugs
pharmacology from the Third Reich failed
mass-production was never reached, they simply ran out of time--

The Nazis were looking for a way-- to develop supersoldiers
using drug D.IX
human endurance was to be--ultimately redefined
using drug D.IX

Production went slow--
Then fell behind
In the end they simply ran out of time--

The Nazis were looking for a way-- to develop supersoldiers
using drug D.IX
human endurance was to be--ultimately redefined
using drug D.IX
using drug D.IX
using drug D.IX
using drug D.IX





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Patrick - May 05, 2011 - Report this comment
And I thought the nastiest stuff they came up with was Schok-a-Kola, a blend of Chocolate and Coffee to keep the troops awake. Still sold on line and at specialty stores, but with warning not to give to elderly or children.
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2011 - Report this comment
The Third Reich came up with many medical technologies and medicines. Most German soldiers were on amphetamines and methamphetamines during the war. The Germans invented synthetic blood and plasma, Product 3065, as well as methadone, MDMA, and other synthetic pain killers. The Nazis were also the first to make the connection between lung cancer with cigarettes and had NEGION generators installed in most city hospitals as well as certain German bombers!!! The SS experimented with resurrection technology and lab-created artificial life forms. Of course the Germans also promoted Euthanasia and human genetic engineering with the Lebensborn Program.

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