Sometimes I get called a nerd,
Cos I think that a good pun is its own reword.
I think that the pun is mightier than the sword
See, I just want to write puns,
Oh, I just want to write puns.

This life; it’s all word, no play.
You can steal a wig, but you’ll still have toupee.
Some think that I should be drawn and quoted
But I just want to write puns,
Oh, I just want to write
That’s all I really want,
To write puns.
There’s nothing punny about bad puns
And I just want to write puns,
Oh, can’t stop writing puns.

I just want to write puns.
I want to write.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang,
But then it finally came back to me.
These puns may be bad, but poetry’s verse.
See, I can’t stop writing puns,
Oh, I just love puns.
I should be left to write,
To write puns.
I wrote ten puns to amuse you,
But no, no pun in ten did.
Well, I still love writing puns.

I just want to write puns.
I want to write.

I just can’t stop, I just can’t stop
Writing puns, writing puns.
Puns,
I just love writing puns.