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Song Parodies -> "Big Boobs"

Original Song Title:

"She-Bop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Big Boobs"

Parody Written by:

Thor2000

The Lyrics

Admittedly not one of my best parodies, I just changed everything to their misheard lyrics and then changed the rest of the song to reflect those changes to become a song about the obsession with cleavage in Hollywood. Also, this is re-submit to replace a previous parody which was inexplicably edited in the submission process.
Well, hell, I see them every night hovering over tight blue jeans...
Or in the pages of Playboy magazine
Hey, I’ve been thinking of this new obsession
It’s called breast augmentation
Oops, big boobs….

Do I want to go busting out of my bra?
Hey, yeah, I want to go to the doc and get me some more…
Hell, they say Pamela Anderson has thirty-nine
I think I’ll stop when I hit forty-nine!
Oops, big boobs, big boobs….

Big boobs, little boobs…
Tabloid-exposed Madonna boobs…
Over-exposed Jessica Simpson boobs…
I know you all understand….
Big boobs, little boobs…
In your face Lindsay Lohan boobs…
Mommy-sized Christina Aguilera boobs…
Oops, big boobs, big boobs….

Big boobs, little boobs…
In your face Scarlet Johansson boobs…
Over-sized Dolly Parton boobs...
I know you all understand
Big boobs, little boobs…
Flat anorexic Paris Hilton boobs…
Mommy-sized Britney Spears boobs…
Oops, big boobs, big boobs….

Big boobs, little boobs…
Tabloid-exposed Madonna boobs…
Over-exposed Jessica Simpson boobs…
I know you all understand….
Big boobs, little boobs…
In your face Lindsay Lohan boobs…
Mommy-sized Christina Aguilera boobs…
Oops, big boobs, big boobs….

Oops, big boobs, big boobs….
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