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Song Parodies -> "Big"

Original Song Title:

"She Bop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Big"

Parody Written by:

Thor2000

The Lyrics

Admittedly not one of my best parodies, I just changed everything to their misheard lyrics and then changed the rest of the song to reflect those changes to become a song about the obsession with cleavage in Hollywood.
Well, hell, I see them every night in my magazines
Especially in the pages of magazine
Hey, I’ve thinking of this new obsession
It’s called breast augmentation
Oops, big ….

Do I want to go busting out of my bra?
Hey, yeah, I want to go to the doc and get me some more…
Hell, they say Pamela Anderson has thirty-nine
I think I’ll stop when I hit forty-nine!
Oops, big , big ….

Big , little …
Tabloid-exposed Madonna …
Over-exposed Jessica Simpson …
I know you all understand….
Big , little …
In your face Lindsay Lohan …
Mommy-sized Christina Aguilera …
Oops, big , big ….

Big , little …
In your face Scarlet Johansson …
Over-sized Dolly Parton ...
I know you all understand
Big , little …
Flat anorexic Paris Hilton …
Mommy-sized Britney Spears …
Oops, big , big ….

Big , little …
Tabloid-exposed Madonna …
Over-exposed Jessica Simpson …
I know you all understand….
Big , little …
In your face Lindsay Lohan …
Mommy-sized Christina Aguilera …
Oops, big , big ….

Oops, big , big ….
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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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