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Original Song Title:

"Time After Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Read The Book"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

This could also be like Quietdrive's version. This is non-comedic.
Kneeling at my bed I close
my eyes tight and pray for you.
Don't miss the rapture.
Confusion is nothing new.
Flashbacks, fun nights.
If you're left behind,
cherished memories
won't matter.

I said when they told me
to seek Christ and look ahead,
"You're preaching to me
I can't stand what you've said."

Then I said "Don't look.
There's none to find."
The Bible changed my mind.

If you're lost, read the Book
and you will find Him
line after line.
If you read, you'll see proof that
He's King of kings
line after line.
If you're lost and won't look
and you don't find Him
line after line,
it's your fault. Church will help you, but
Christ does the saving
time after time.

After you've passed away
and darkness has turned to flame,
burning forever,
you'll know enough to feel the shame.

Christ can save you.
Admit your crime
before you're out of time.

If you're lost, read the Book
and you will find Him
line after line.
You will see, you can trust in
the Prince of peace
line after line.

You say "Read slow,
I'm way behind."
He's not that hard to find.

If you're lost, read the Book
and you will find Him
line after line.
If you fall, He will catch you
He'll be waiting
time after time.
If you're lost and won't look
and you don't find Him
line after line,
it's your fault. We will help you, but
Christ does the saving
time after time
time after time
time after time
time after time
time after time
time after time
time after time
time after time...
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