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Song Parodies -> "The TMS (Tino Martínez Syndrome) Song"

Original Song Title:

"I Drove All Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"The TMS (Tino Martínez Syndrome) Song"

Parody Written by:

Ana

The Lyrics

How I myself feel regarding my admitted love for Yankees First Baseman Tino Martinez.
You gotta believe the New York Yankees' First Baseman
Tino Martinez has moved me based on how he looks as a Cuban man
Since I first saw him on the YES Network's Kids on Deck.
With Tino Martinez I'm out of my mind.
This fever for him is just taking me from behind.

I'd cry all night from TMS
And it's not all right.
I'd cry all night looking at him
On the Internet. I could get so sick.
It's not alright. I'd cry all night.

My family knows I dumped the Iron Chef host
Takeshi Kaga just because Tinito looks blazing hot the most.
That's a stupid thing to say for a Puerto Rican girl like me.
"Cuz it's not romance. Still, I love him so much
That someday I'm gonna stop keeping myself in touch.

I'd cry all night from TMS
And it's not all right.
I'd cry all night looking at him
On the Internet. I could get so sick.
It's not alright. I'd cry all night.

Few people have moved me more than Tino has.
Tom Cruise may be jealous but he'll have to understand:

I'd cry all night from TMS
And it's not all right.
Can't fight this pain I feel inside
From loving that man who's too old for me.
He's got a wife but that's all right
"Cuz he's so damn handsome I can't help myself
Though I have the choice to love A-Rod or anyone else.

I love you, Tino!
This parody is rubbish. Even I'd say so.

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Michael Pacholek - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
What's rubbish is that George Steinbrenner chose Jason Giambi over Tino for 2002... and then brought Tino back when it looked like Jason couldn't come back from his steroid-induced maladies. And Tino then did just fine, thank you, and inspired Jason to have a pretty good year. Don't make the same mistake twice, George: Keep the Great Bam-Tino!
just - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
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