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Song Parodies -> "Kids Just Wanna Do Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Kids Just Wanna Do Drugs"

Parody Written by:

Courtney & Alexandra

The Lyrics

I come home in the morning light,
My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh, mother, dear,
Living with you really sucks,
And kids,
They wanna do drugs.
Oh, kids
Just wanna do drugs.

The phone rings in the middle of the night,
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh, daddy, dear,
You know you're pushing your luck,
But kids,
They wanna do drugs,
Oh, kids just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

When the boring day is done,
Oh, kids
They wanna do drugs,
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun....

Kids,
They want,
Wanna have sex.
Kids,
Wanna have

Some boys take a beautiful girl,
And "hide" her away from the rest of the world.
I wanna be the one to give her the Vex.
Oh, kids,
They wanna have sex.
Oh, kids,
Just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

When the boring day is done,
Oh, kids,
They wanna have sex.
Oh, kids,
Just wanna have sex...

Kids,
They want,
Wanna drink beer.
Kids,
Wanna drink.

They just wanna,
They just wanna.....
They just wanna,
(Oh....)
They just wanna.....
(Kids just wanna drink beer...)
Oh...

Girls just wanna drink beer...
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh...)
They just wanna...
(They just wanna drink beer...)
Girls just wanna drink beer...

When the borin',
When the boring day is done.
Oh, when the boring day is done,
Oh, kids...
Kids,
Just wanna drink beer...

They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna have fun...

Kids just wanna have fu-un..
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Have fun..)

They just wanna,
(Kids wanna shoot guns)
They just wanna....
Oh, kids...
(Wanna shoot guns....)
Kids just wanna shoot guns.

When the borin',
When the boring day is done.
Oh, when the boring day is done,
Oh, kids,
Kids just wanna shoot guns.

They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh, kids...)
They just wanna,
(do drugs....)
Oh, kids..
Kids just wanna do drugs

They just wanna,
They just wanna...
When the boring day is done...

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Song title cop - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice concept for a parody, but TOS is titled "Girls Just Want To Have Fun," not Wanna. That's a very common mistake with this song.
Cheese - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry there is to much of the original in here. O)therwise it is alright
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice concept, but a bit too repetitive and mooching from the OS
Yet Another Dutchman - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Plus, you guys stray from your own subject. Which is kids JUST wanting to do drugs. You've put in sex and weapons as well.
Gunsmithy - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
haha! this is awesome! it sounds like a real song
~*teardropsarefalling*~ - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
why are you ppl all so mean!? i think its great and frankly this is the funniest version of this song I’ve seen yet. Don’t change it at all cuz now its stuck in my head!!! ^_^
fthis - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I think it's cool that they don't talk about the same thing. it makes it sound like a REAL song. dont know what everyone else is talking about... KEEP ON ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD

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