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Song Parodies -> "Ay Yi Yi Yi (Corrected Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Time After Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Ay Yi Yi Yi (Corrected Version)"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

No need to vote on this, it is a corrected version of my mistake-filled submission from Augustor September
Lying
In my bed
I feel the dog lick
And think of you

Caught up
In mid-jerk
My lo-tion's
Been super-glued

Stuck fast
Clenched tight
Almost left behind

Handful
Of mini-me's
Ay yi yi...

So while
You lecture me
I'm cry-ing
Right here in bed

I'd like
To get free
Without ripping
Off the head

You say
Go slow
Call when you're fine
The second hand now binds

I was stuck so I yank and de-root my tree
Ay yi yi yi

If you call I will bet you I'll be wail-ing
Ay yi yi yi

After
My big scar fades
My pe-nis
Has turned to gray

Re-mem-bring
Bob-bit
I won-der
If it's O.K.

Penis
Sewed on
Oh will it rise
Or just fall off in time

I was stuck so I yank and de-root my tree
Ay yi yi yi

If you call I will bet you I'll be wail-ing
Ay yi yi yi

(SCREAM REPEATEDLY DURING AMBULANCE RIDE TO HOSPITAL)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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Arwen - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Dee!! I'm totally cringing! 5s...
Meriadoc - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
What a terrible thing to do to such a beautiful song..heh heh. ;-)
Stuart McArthur - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
cringing badly as I read this Dee - "de-root my tree" is a bit too graphic for my fine sensitivities - and in Australia, using "root" adds another dimension to the humour - 555
Kristof Robertson - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
YIKES!! brilliant, Dee: 5's...*shameless plug*...for more Johnson related mishaps, you might want to check out my "Sans Peter"
Dee Range - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof, check "Sans Peter". You will find that I already voted and commented on it when it was submitted :-) And thanks to everyone for taking the time to read and vote here even though this was just a corrected version of a previously submitted work :-)
Jeff Reuben - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Ouch! (Oh Dee...isn't that Garfield's dog?)
Carrie Jane Leonora Henriette Jeannine Horowitz-Chavez - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Grim. Quite disturbing imagery!

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