Song Parodies -> Ay Yi Yi Yi (Corrected Version)
| Original Song Title: | "Time After Time" |
| Original Performer: | Cyndi Lauper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ay Yi Yi Yi (Corrected Version)" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
No need to vote on this, it is a corrected version of my mistake-filled submission from Augustor September
Lying
In my bed
I feel the dog lick
And think of you
Caught up
In mid-jerk
My lo-tion's
Been super-glued
Stuck fast
Clenched tight
Almost left behind
Handful
Of mini-me's
Ay yi yi...
So while
You lecture me
I'm cry-ing
Right here in bed
I'd like
To get free
Without ripping
Off the head
You say
Go slow
Call when you're fine
The second hand now binds
I was stuck so I yank and de-root my tree
Ay yi yi yi
If you call I will bet you I'll be wail-ing
Ay yi yi yi
After
My big scar fades
My pe-nis
Has turned to gray
Re-mem-bring
Bob-bit
I won-der
If it's O.K.
Penis
Sewed on
Oh will it rise
Or just fall off in time
I was stuck so I yank and de-root my tree
Ay yi yi yi
If you call I will bet you I'll be wail-ing
Ay yi yi yi
(SCREAM REPEATEDLY DURING AMBULANCE RIDE TO HOSPITAL)
In my bed
I feel the dog lick
And think of you
Caught up
In mid-jerk
My lo-tion's
Been super-glued
Stuck fast
Clenched tight
Almost left behind
Handful
Of mini-me's
Ay yi yi...
So while
You lecture me
I'm cry-ing
Right here in bed
I'd like
To get free
Without ripping
Off the head
You say
Go slow
Call when you're fine
The second hand now binds
I was stuck so I yank and de-root my tree
Ay yi yi yi
If you call I will bet you I'll be wail-ing
Ay yi yi yi
After
My big scar fades
My pe-nis
Has turned to gray
Re-mem-bring
Bob-bit
I won-der
If it's O.K.
Penis
Sewed on
Oh will it rise
Or just fall off in time
I was stuck so I yank and de-root my tree
Ay yi yi yi
If you call I will bet you I'll be wail-ing
Ay yi yi yi
(SCREAM REPEATEDLY DURING AMBULANCE RIDE TO HOSPITAL)
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Oh Dee!! I'm totally cringing! 5s...
What a terrible thing to do to such a beautiful song..heh heh. ;-)
cringing badly as I read this Dee - "de-root my tree" is a bit too graphic for my fine sensitivities - and in Australia, using "root" adds another dimension to the humour - 555
YIKES!! brilliant, Dee: 5's...*shameless plug*...for more Johnson related mishaps, you might want to check out my "Sans Peter"
Kristof, check "Sans Peter". You will find that I already voted and commented on it when it was submitted :-) And thanks to everyone for taking the time to read and vote here even though this was just a corrected version of a previously submitted work :-)
Ouch! (Oh Dee...isn't that Garfield's dog?)
Grim. Quite disturbing imagery!
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