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Song Parodies -> "Ay Yi Yi Yi"

Original Song Title:

"Time After Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Ay Yi Yi Yi"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Inspired by a true story my sister told me about her friend super glue-ing her boyfriend's penis to his leg while he slept
Lying
In my bed
I feel the dog lick
And think of you

Caught up
In mid-jerk
My lotion's
Been super-glued

Stuck fast
Clenched tight
Almost left behind

Handful
Of mini-me's
Ay yi yi...

So while
You lecture me
I'm cring
Right here in bed

I'd like
To get free
Without ripping
Off the head

You say
Go slow
Call when you're fine

I was stuck so I yank and de-root my tree
Ay yi yi yi

If you call I will bet you I'll be wailing
Ay yi yi yi

After
My big scar fades
My penis
Has turned to gray

Remem-bring
Bobbit
I wonder
If it's O.K.

Penis
Sewed on
Oh will it rise
Or just fall off in time

Repeat line 9
Repeat line 10
Repeat line 7,8,9,10,9,10

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Dee Range - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
"Cring" is crying, sorry about the typo
alvin rhodes - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
painful but playful...5s
Dee Range - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Alvin
Arwen - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
HO-LY Cow. I thought the "cring" was "cringing" which is what I did while reading this...so good, though! 5s!
Dee Range - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, thank you
Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever, witty, and rough stuff too! 5-5-5 !
Dee Range - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D, thank you. I just noticed another omission on my part, I've got to quit typing these late at night when I'm exhausted. After line 25, "Call when You're fine", should come the line "The second hand now binds". My apoligies, everyone
John Barry - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Painfully funny.
The Thought Police - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Some acetone for this bone,please !
Guy - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Gives a whole new meaning to "speed stick". heh heh. This was quite humorous. Well done, Dee.
Dee Range - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
John Barry, Thought Police, and Guy, thank you all very much
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait a minute. That has to do with Alpha 5 from Power Rangers.

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