Song Parodies -> Ay Yi Yi Yi
| Original Song Title: | "Time After Time" |
| Original Performer: | Cyndi Lauper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ay Yi Yi Yi" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
Inspired by a true story my sister told me about her friend super glue-ing her boyfriend's penis to his leg while he slept
Lying
In my bed
I feel the dog lick
And think of you
Caught up
In mid-jerk
My lotion's
Been super-glued
Stuck fast
Clenched tight
Almost left behind
Handful
Of mini-me's
Ay yi yi...
So while
You lecture me
I'm cring
Right here in bed
I'd like
To get free
Without ripping
Off the head
You say
Go slow
Call when you're fine
I was stuck so I yank and de-root my tree
Ay yi yi yi
If you call I will bet you I'll be wailing
Ay yi yi yi
After
My big scar fades
My penis
Has turned to gray
Remem-bring
Bobbit
I wonder
If it's O.K.
Penis
Sewed on
Oh will it rise
Or just fall off in time
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In my bed
I feel the dog lick
And think of you
Caught up
In mid-jerk
My lotion's
Been super-glued
Stuck fast
Clenched tight
Almost left behind
Handful
Of mini-me's
Ay yi yi...
So while
You lecture me
I'm cring
Right here in bed
I'd like
To get free
Without ripping
Off the head
You say
Go slow
Call when you're fine
I was stuck so I yank and de-root my tree
Ay yi yi yi
If you call I will bet you I'll be wailing
Ay yi yi yi
After
My big scar fades
My penis
Has turned to gray
Remem-bring
Bobbit
I wonder
If it's O.K.
Penis
Sewed on
Oh will it rise
Or just fall off in time
Repeat line 9
Repeat line 10
Repeat line 7,8,9,10,9,10
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"Cring" is crying, sorry about the typo
painful but playful...5s
Thank you Alvin
HO-LY Cow. I thought the "cring" was "cringing" which is what I did while reading this...so good, though! 5s!
Arwen, thank you
Clever, witty, and rough stuff too! 5-5-5 !
Johnny D, thank you. I just noticed another omission on my part, I've got to quit typing these late at night when I'm exhausted. After line 25, "Call when You're fine", should come the line "The second hand now binds". My apoligies, everyone
Painfully funny.
Some acetone for this bone,please !
Gives a whole new meaning to "speed stick". heh heh. This was quite humorous. Well done, Dee.
John Barry, Thought Police, and Guy, thank you all very much
Wait a minute. That has to do with Alpha 5 from Power Rangers.
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