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Song Parodies -> "Stein After Stein"

Original Song Title:

"Time After Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Stein After Stein"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Remember, Drinking and Marriage do not mix...
I drank so much last night I think I may
puke right now
If my wife sees this I'm quite sure
she'll have a cow
She'll say, "Get off
your fat behind
you drunken S.O.B.
you worthless sli..."

I got a pitcher free
But now I am on the floor
My wife says to me, "You must not
drink anymore"
Then you say, "Screw you,
I'm doin' fine"
For sex you're not inclined

(Chorus)
You got drunk as a skunk 'cause you sat and drank
Stein after stein
Now you stagger and stumble you're off your feet
She says you're slime
You were drunk as a skunk 'cause you sat and drank
Stein after stein
Now you stagger and stumble; WIFE WILL BE WAILING!
(you're off your feet)
She says you're slime

Now for the whole day your wife is yelling
in your face
Watching the TV screen you're hoping
She'll go away
Still she drones on; you cannot hide
The bitch just wails and whines

(Chorus)
You got drunk as a skunk 'cause you sat and drank
Stein after stein
Then you staggered and stumbled down on your seat
You're such a swine

(Instrumental break)

Now she bellows,
"Off your behind"
Your teeth begin to grind

(Chorus)
You got drunk as a skunk 'cause you sat and drank
Stein after stein
Now you slur, vision's blurred; you can barely see
not feeling fine
You were drunk as a skunk 'cause you sat and drank
Stein after stein
Now you slur, vision's blurred; THE WIFE IS WAILING!
(you can barely see)
not feeling fine
...don't feel too fine
no slack this time
getting maligned
you're in a bind
don't feel too fine
(Repeat to fade)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Adagio - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(Raising stein) "Here's to you, Mr. Robinson" mighty fine stein you have there...5's
Ashkicksass - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Stein after stein...oh so clever! Great job!
Phil Alexander - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Prost!

..and here was me thinking it was going to be about re-reading Gertrude Stein ;-)
Paul Robinson - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Adadio - "fine stein", I think she's the Senior Senator from here in Californ-ee, yeah, that's right - Diane Feinstein. Ashkickass - Thanks! Phil, Naw, I'm not that literate. At the age when my Dad took the "Bar Exam" to become a lawyer I was taking the "Bar" exam referred to in this parody. Thanks.
Stray Pooch - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Paul! 555. I'm thinking writing this parody was good for what "ales" ya. Oy! I'm getting older bud no weiser . . . .
Paul Robinson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Stray Pooch, Thanks! I'll drink to your 'old weiser ales'...
alvin rhodes - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
fives after fives...reminds me of my first marriage except my wife was the lush
Paul Robinson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, So I guess you we're living in "Lush Digs" at the time...Thanks!
Johnny D - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
What do you get when you fill a stein with a hot dog, creme de menthe, and grated munster cheese? (BTW great parody, Paul, 5's)
Paul Robinson - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D, A terrible stomach-ache? But you are probably looking for a different answer. BTW - thanks for the look & the vote.
Johnny D - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
A Frank-in-stein-munster.
Paul Robinson - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Dang, I shoulda figured that one out!

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