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Song Parodies -> "Kids Just Wanna Watch Toons"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Kids Just Wanna Watch Toons"

Parody Written by:

crazydon

The Lyrics

Recently Fox Kids ditched their weekday afternoon programming. My nephew was a Digimon addict. This is my thoughts on it.
I come home from school at 3 in the afternoon
I plop down on the couch to watch Fox Kids toons
But Jenny Jones? They ought to get rid of her soon
'Cause kids, they wanna watch toons
Oh, kids just wanna watch toons

At 4 o'clock, that really takes the cake
Instead of Fox Kids, it's old Ricki Lake
Kids WB's ratings are shootin' straight to the moon
'Cause kids, they wanna watch toons
Oh, kids just wanna watch...

That's what they wanna watch
Some toons
Fox Kids ought to learn their lesson soon
Oh, kids, they wanna watch toons
Oh, kids just wanna watch...

Kids, they wanna
Wanna watch toons
Kids
Wanna watch

(Instrumental break)

Some Fox executive said, "Screw Digimon!"
The kids, all they really care about is Pokémon
The owners of Fox Kids are nothing but goons
But kids, they wanna watch toons
Oh, kids just wanna watch...

That's what they wanna watch
Are some toons
Fox Kids owners are nothing but goons
Oh, kids, they wanna watch toons
Oh, kids just wanna watch toons

Kids, they wanna
Wanna watch toons
Kids
Wanna watch
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna (Kids just wanna watch toons)
They just wanna
Kids just wanna watch toons
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
Kids just wanna watch toons
When in the world can
When in the world can they watch toons
Oh, when in the world can they watch toons
Oh, kids
Kids just wanna watch toons
They just wanna
They just wanna
Oh, kids
Oh, kids just wanna watch toons
They just wanna
They just wanna
When in the world can
When in the world can they watch toons
Oh, kids
They just wanna
They just wanna
When in the world can
When in the world can they watch toons...

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