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Song Parodies -> "Plana-Planarian (Flatworm Trilogy, part 2)"

Original Song Title:

"Karma Chameleon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Culture Club

Parody Song Title:

"Plana-Planarian (Flatworm Trilogy, part 2)"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Part two of the Flatworm Trilogy - it was actually written first. Isn't it funny the things one fixates on...
Little crossing eyes so cute they do beguile
And that little diamond head makes me smile
I stare at you in that petrie
I slice you half-way with a blade
Two heads grow - now that's so nifty
Now two I've made - a new one's made

Plana plana plana plana plana planarian
From one make four - from one make four
Reproducing's easy when you're growing parts from your seams
Tails, heads and more - tails, heads and more

I stare at Escher's print everyday
Don't know why they fascinate me so this way
Flatworms are like an addiction
With them I've formed quite a bond
I like to say tubelleria
And skim that pond - and skim that pond

Plana plana plana plana plana planarian
You glide real slow - you glide real slow
Females and males are a-sharing the same body
Conveniently - conveniently

Altho' they are just so slimy
They cling nicely in this rhymy
Worms so flat - looks like a flounder
Be less cuter if they're rounder

I'm not int'rested in earthworms
I don't really wanna know
I'll stick to platyhelminthes
They munch you know those roundworms so

Plana plana plana plana plana planarian
From one make four - from one make four
Like the way you're working altogether like you're a team
Tails, heads and more - tails, heads and more

Plana plana plana plana plana planarian
From one make four - then split once more
Splitting is so easy - pretty soon you become sixteen
With parts galore - with parts galore

Plana plana plana plana plana planarian
From one make four - from one make four
Reproducing's easy when you're growing parts from your seams
Tails, heads and more - tails, heads and more

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Rice Cube - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
If you split their heads down the middle right you can make two-headed planaria...cool huh?
Billy Florio - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
YEAH!!! Awesome! lol....I think its really really funny when people make parodies about things (or use words constantly) that the normal person would not understand at all...it just makes it funnyier to see someone singing "Plana plana plana plana plana planarian" ..lol....its even funnyier to see Boy George SInging it lol
mandamoo - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent ! ......Subject matter........weeelll....
Johnny D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
How do you guys do it? Your stuff is UFB ! Bravo!!!
gabe - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant. Best parody yet of this song by far

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