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Song Parodies -> "Eight Little Rednecks & One Hillbilly"

Original Song Title:

"Nine Little Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"Eight Little Rednecks & One Hillbilly"

Parody Written by:

Dawn Watson

The Lyrics

Picture Charlie Daniels as santa and these others as Reindeer...Alan Jackson, George Jones, Travis Tritt, Sammy Kershaw, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Trace Adkins, Vince Gill and last but not least, Marty Stuart!
A long, long time ago,
As all you folks should know,
Ole Charlie started loading up that sleigh.

A smile upon his face,
Each Redneck took his place,
To bring the children joy on Christmas day.

With one little, two little, three little Rednecks,
Four little, five little, six little Rednecks,
Seven little, eight little, Yes eight little Rednecks,
Hook to the front of the sleigh.

There's Jackson, Jones, Tritt & Kershaw,
Cash, Haggard, Adkins & Vince.
But there's one little person missing,
Marty is his name.

For a long, long time he hooked up nine,
To make his Christmas ride,
Now Marty's gone, he's so alone,
Charlie Daniels sat down and cried.

With one little, two little, three little Rednecks,
Four little, five little, six little Rednecks,
Seven little, eight little, Yes eight little Rednecks,
Hook to the front of the sleigh.

(music plays)

(Conway speaks: " Hey look who's coming! ")
(Twitty Bird replies: " Why it's Marty the Hillbilly Reindeer! ")

It's been a year and oh lordy dear,
How time flies when you're old.

(Twitty Birds speak: " Where have you been our lil' friend?")

(Marty replies: " I think I've frozen up my nose!")

There are one little, two little, three little Rednecks,
Four little, five little, six little Rednecks,
Seven little, eight little Rednecks & a Hillbilly,
Hook to Charlie's Sleigh!

Peace on Earth, good will to all!

And a very Merry Christmas!

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