Song Parodies -> Don't Call Him A Jedi
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Call Him A Cowboy" |
| Original Performer: | Conway Twitty |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Call Him A Jedi" |
| Parody Written by: | Strawberryshortcake |
Just being a goof and wrote this for my brother.
So you came from The Imperial City
And you've seen some wild sights
You've heard all about those Jedis
And those Rebel Alliance fights
I see you've got your eye on something
At the Cantina bar
But he's never even seen the inside
Of Vader's big Death Star
So dont call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
Cause a pilot's hat and those blasters still
Don't tell you what's inside, no
And if he ain't good in a battle
Then you'll just be vaporized
So don't call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
He's the hollywood idea
Of the futuristic best
But he ain't got..what it takes
To pass Ol' Yoda's test
You think the force is with him
But I think you oughta know
He's never been to Dagobah
And that's one place he won't go
So, don't call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
Cuz a pilot's hat and those blasters still
Don't tell you what's inside, no
And if he ain't good in a battle
Then, you'll just be vaporized
So, don't call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
No, don't call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
Cuz a pilot's hat and those blasters still
Don't tell you what's inside, no
And if he ain't good in a battle
Then, you'll just be vaporized
So, don't call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
And you've seen some wild sights
You've heard all about those Jedis
And those Rebel Alliance fights
I see you've got your eye on something
At the Cantina bar
But he's never even seen the inside
Of Vader's big Death Star
So dont call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
Cause a pilot's hat and those blasters still
Don't tell you what's inside, no
And if he ain't good in a battle
Then you'll just be vaporized
So don't call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
He's the hollywood idea
Of the futuristic best
But he ain't got..what it takes
To pass Ol' Yoda's test
You think the force is with him
But I think you oughta know
He's never been to Dagobah
And that's one place he won't go
So, don't call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
Cuz a pilot's hat and those blasters still
Don't tell you what's inside, no
And if he ain't good in a battle
Then, you'll just be vaporized
So, don't call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
No, don't call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
Cuz a pilot's hat and those blasters still
Don't tell you what's inside, no
And if he ain't good in a battle
Then, you'll just be vaporized
So, don't call him a Jedi
Until you've seen him fly
Lyrics copyrighted but then, who's really gonna steal em? Ha Ha
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