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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Knows (State of the Union Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Everbody Knows"

Original Performer:

Concrete Blonde

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Knows (State of the Union Version)"

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The Lyrics

Everybody knows that Bush is loaded
Cuz you can see that his eyes are crossed
No way he will say that the war is over
Even though all the good guys lost
Everybody know that his fight is fixed
The poor stay poor and the rich get rich
Thats how it goes...
Everybody knows that the countrys stinking
Everybody knows that our C-I-N-C lied
Everybody knows that broken feeling
When they hear that another one died
Bushys hands are in our pockets
We never even got a box of chocolates
Or a long stem rose
And everybody knows

Everybody knows
Everybody knows
Thats just how it goes
Bush's the one who blows

Everybody knows
Everybody know
Thats just how it goes
Cuz Bush is the one who blows

Everybody knows its Alito forever
Everybody knows that its wrong to choose
Bush knows that hell live forever
If he snorts a line or two
Everybody knows that the politics stink
and hes brought us to the brink
the worry shows
Everybody knows that he talks to God
Everybody thinks that that is odd
Everybody knows that hes so faithful
Give or take a lie or two
Everybody knows hes been discreet
So many important people to meet
And exchange blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows
Everybody know
Thats just how it goes
Cuz Bush is the one who blows

Everybody knows
Everybody know
Thats just how it goes
Cuz Bush is the one who blows

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PMS - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
A bit too derivative
Bite Me Leftard - February 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Why yes, "everybody" "knows" all this crap just as "everybody" in Reagan's time "knew" that eventually the Soviet state would wither away and True Communism would arrive and take over the world and then we'd all have world peace. Face it, lefties: you're all suck-ass failures. The only thing you've ever been good at is lying. That's why none of you will ever be one quarter of one percent the upstanding man that Bush is: you're all cowards and losers. Impeach Reid!

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