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Song Parodies -> "Joey, Ross and Rachel"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Concrete Blonde

Parody Song Title:

"Joey, Ross and Rachel"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan C.

The Lyrics

If you didn't see the season finale of "Friends", this song is a spoiler. For those that did, you know that Joey and Rachel kissed after the former saw his friend Ross (Rache's on again, off again lover) kissing his ex-girlfriend, Charlie. This song is from the viewpoint of viewers still wanting Ross and Rachel to get back together, and Joey to be paired up with Phoebe.
Joey, baby---Ross kissed your lady
Raining at Barbados... you came to Rachel
You started knocking on her door
You couldn't take it anymore
She'd just stood by and watch you
Dating waifs and whores
Although she used to wonder why-
The Tribbiani guy was fly.
Still she cared for Ross, but she wanted to reply,
"Oh, Joey if you're hunting, so am I."

Joey, funny-It wasn't so sunny
All is forgiven. Listen, Ms. Green
Because you both are confused.
If you tell Ross, everyone will lose
You said you wouldn't want your boo
To become deprived and blue.
If Mon and Chan weren't playing pong
And Phoebe wasn't singing her songs
And Michael wasn't acting like a boor.
Oh Joey, you would be friends like before.

(music solo)

'Cause you and Rachel are confused
If you tell Ross, everyone will lose
And when you said I scare you
Well I guess you scared us too.
But if it's Rache you're looking for
And if Ross and Charlie do score
Then watch your ratings crash down to the floor
Oh Joey, we won't watch "Friends" anymore.
Watch "Friends" anymore. Watch "Friends" anymore.

Of course people who hate "Survivor" will watch it.

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Pacing: 2.0
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Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
"Friends" has jumped the shark, and jumped back, so many times that those of us who thrilled in '94 to the first TV show to treat our generation like adults -- though admittedly immature -- are getting dizzy. For crying out loud, Marta Kauffman and David Crane, get it right! After all, who but Joey and Phoebe could stand each other for more than a week? And Ross and Rachel deserve each other. As Dick Smothers might say, that's not necessarily a compliment!
Claude Prez - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, I'm impressed; the very first Concrete Blonde parody on the site. And it's still a great show, IMO. Anyway, good job.
Jonathan C. - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Michael somewhat on the inconsistency of this years episodes. The Ross-Charlie-Joey triangle is boring and not a credible storyline. Why not just hire back Gabrielle Union (who played a pleasant character as opposed to Aisha Tyler's bland paleontologist) if they wanted an interracial romance? PS: Thanks for the complement, Claude. I believe "Joey" was CB's biggest hit.
On Orange Jupiter with a Dancing Spirit - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
The parody was pretty good, but I totally disagree with you on the J/R thing. They're a terrific couple! It'd be awful if R&R got back together!! To Rachel and Joey! <3
Michael Pacholek - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Bland paleontologist? Is there any other kind?
Jonathan C. - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
The guy from "Jurrasic Park" was pretty interesting, Mike. (J/K, any job ending in "ist" who isn't a dentist or specialist is pretty dull.)
Jonathan C. - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Orange: I only wrote the parody from the viewpoint of viewers who disagree with you. I make it a habit not to tell the writers and/or producers how to run their show.
Angel - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Joey and Rachel all the way baby!!!

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