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Song Parodies -> "Buggin' Creep"

Original Song Title:

"Ocean Deep"

Original Performer:

Cliff Richard

Parody Song Title:

"Buggin' Creep"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Shucks...can't you leave me alone?
Do you need a kick in the pants?
Is it really just too much to ask?
Damn you're clueless--social blight
With your big-ass behind,
You are just not my kind
A lowly scum you are to me

Oh crumb! Won't you just go on along?
I been hoping that you'll go
Is it really too much to ask?
Give me some kindness, please go blow
Don't wanna be your friend
This is where such things must end
Is that really too much to ask?
Get it at all?

It's just one of those things
And I just can't lie
I hope you set sail
Or go to jail, I'm saying "BYE!"
You buggin' creep
Sorry if I hurt your feelings
But you remind me of old bee stings
You're my melancholic gloom
Buggin' Creep

Buzz off or I'll call my lawyer
I really must say I abhor ya
Of you, I am averse so deep
Off a pier, please take a leap
Buggin' creep

Now can't you hear me at all?
Do you get just what I say?
Is it all too much to ask?
You lousy, stinking, clinging putz
Please just leave me alone
Go shop Walmart, go dig a bone
Is that really much to ask?
You're in my craw

Your taste in lifestyle stinks
And you just ain't fly
With your hair in curls
You make me hurl so walk on by
You buggin' creep
I really must express my feelings
You're a bag of onion peelings
You're a tertiary goof
Buggin' creep
You're the reason that I suffer
You were born without a mother
And as I lay me down to sleep
I pray you'll fall in a dung heap

Buggin' creep
You're so ugly, ugly, ugly...crazy!
Buggin' creep
What a clone, what a broom
You're so silly
Buggin' creep
You're so silly
Copyright 2011, Agrimorfee.

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Porfle Popnecker - October 08, 2011 - Report this comment
People say stuff like this to me all the time, except without the singing.
Matthias - October 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I feel the same way about Cliff Richard too the buggin' creep.
Rex - October 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Oh boy did you just give me an idea for a parody. But really, did someone really tick you off so much you told them to go shop at Walmart? That's just cruel! :-)
Blaydeman - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Shop at Walmart! Oh the horror! LOL! Funny stuff here Aggy!
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Do people usually call people brooms as an insult? Whatever, classic parody here, Agri, the lyrics really contrast against the OS. 555!
Below Average Dave - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
In honesty bobpie, I've never heard anyone call anyone a broom, the only broom insult I've heard would be calling a Swiffer that. Anyhow, Agri, This one worked, it kind of dragged but that was more the original than anything. Several lines stood out, "Your a bag of onion peels" was one of several fun lines. Some lines seemed down right unnecessarily mean--but those actually add to the parody not subtract because to me it takes away from the "perfection" of the character singing the song and therefore makes it even more funny that someone would be obsessed with such a douche
Agrimorfee - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
I have never heard the use of "broom" as an insult IRL, but "broomhead" was often an insult in the "Degrassi Junior High" series. :)

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