Used to think that golf was sweet
Shooting from a hundred feet
I can't believe I threw my club away

Used to putt on shots that I made
Used to see my ball from miles away
Can you imagine how I feel today
Well, it's been 18 holes ago
And I shot on par over 1
Now I have to let it go
I was the only one
Looks like my game is done

(chorus)
It's so funny
Why I can't golf anymore
It's so funny
Why I can't golf anymore
Seems like I lost much sleep
Guess i'll be counting sheep (sfx: baa!)
It's so funny
Why I can't golf anymore

ooooooh, I can't golf

Well, it really doesn't matter to me
I took a drop on hole 9, par 3
It's down to par now
And I wanna be free
Well, I hit my club and where'd it go?
It's on the green again
Shot it for a bogey
If i'm the only one
to get my scorecard done

(repeat chorus)

ooooooh, I can't golf
Whooooo, I can't golf
Seems like I lost much sleep
Guess i'll be counting sheep (sfx: baa!)
no, no, no
It's funny I can't play golf