It's not far down to the bullseye
So come on now, let's sweep
And if we hit it right, we could win today
Feel like goin' to sleep
Yeah, there's no need for zambonis
The ice is so clean
Believe me

It's not far to skate to the end now
Our stone will win, I know
And if we sweep it right we can knock it in
To the bullseye, hey whoa
The stone rolled onto my foot now
And it broke my toe
We won, though

Curling
It's so boring
But at least we've won the gold right now
I will hobble and hop to claim gold, ow
'Cause through the ice we plowed

Zamboni
That's what I'd rather see
When I'm curling
I'm so bored with all this, you see
And I'd rather kick football tees
Won't you believe me

Curling
It's so boring
But at least we've won the gold right now
I will hobble and hop to claim gold, ow
'Cause through the ice we plowed

It's not far back to more curling
And I think that's stinky
Don't know why I tried this, got a strange medal
It looks like a cd
Yeah, there's no need for zambonis
The ice is so clean
Believe me

Curling
It's so boring
But at least we've won the gold right now
I will hobble and hop to claim gold, ow
'Cause through the ice we plowed