Once you start life (vagina),
Someone will nurse you, hard and round, and
When the milk flows, it's flowing out of her mounds
When both her teats she gives you --
Heavin' up her chest of twenty-four pounds,
You're won-der-ing to yourself,
"Hey, tonnage abounds!"

When you get plucked from momma's womb to two warm titties
(A hungry baby suckles two)
You have to 'suck' when you consume from full-formed titties
They're breasts that you can't 'chew',
They're breasts that you can't 'chew',
But full enough

Suckle before you start teething
Bottles aren't like the 'natural choice', where
Feeding your hunger's just it's just a joy!
Dribbling your food and taking your time, you're
Growing as well (a really good sign!)
Having no doubts about the way you should pee

When you get plucked from momma's womb to two warm titties
(A hungry baby suckles two)
You have to 'suck' when you consume from full-formed titties
They're breasts that you can't 'chew',
They're breasts that you can't 'chew',
But full enough

You're out of luck when you consume from 'too-small' titties
(You're hungry, baby, as a rule)
Cause you can't 'suck' if you consume from 'too-small' titties
The breasts that you can't chew,
The breasts that you can't chew
Are smallish lumps