-> "Never Be The Same"
Original Song Title:
"Never Be The Same"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Never Be The Same"
The Lyrics
It was bad for me
And it came from you
Now my skin's breaking out and itching bad too
You've changed the way I feel tonight
Sometimes love has oh, such a bite
Just one thing
Before you go
Just one thing
That you've got to know
No one will ever touch me that way
Again because of these sores that you gave
And I'll
Never be the same thanks to you dear
I'll live alone
Applying my Acyclovir™
No, I'll
Never be the same thanks to your loins
I'll live alone
And try so hard to hide my groin
The years go by
There's always someone new
I try and try to forget about you
Time and again, it does me no good
Crotch never feels the way that it should
I loved you then
Oh what a foolish endeavor
Oh how I wish I knew that we should not lay together
I'll think of how it could have been
Now my wood just smarts all over its skin
And I'll
Never be the same thanks to you dear
I'll live alone
Applying my Acyclovir™
No, I'll
Never be the same thanks to your sores
I'll live alone
And bide my time with hired whores
(instrumental)
It was bad for me
And it came from you
I'd wish this upon you but you've got it, too
I itch so bad that now I've scrawled
Your freakin' name into my balls
Just one thing
Before you go
Just one thing
That you've got to know
I bought a doggy, trained him to kill
And if he smells you, I'm hoping he will
And I'll
Never be the same thanks to you dear
I'll live alone
Applying my Acyclovir™
Hey-ey, yeah, I'll
Never be the same thanks to your bugs
I'll live alone
And give your scent to killer pugs
(scratch, repeat chorus, and fade)
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