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Song Parodies -> "Never Be The Same"

Original Song Title:

"Never Be The Same"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christopher Cross

Parody Song Title:

"Never Be The Same"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

It was bad for me
And it came from you

Now my skin's breaking out and itching bad too

You've changed the way I feel tonight
Sometimes love has oh, such a bite

Just one thing
Before you go
Just one thing
That you've got to know

No one will ever touch me that way
Again because of these sores that you gave

And I'll
Never be the same thanks to you dear
I'll live alone
Applying my Acyclovir™

No, I'll
Never be the same thanks to your loins
I'll live alone
And try so hard to hide my groin

The years go by
There's always someone new
I try and try to forget about you
Time and again, it does me no good
Crotch never feels the way that it should

I loved you then
Oh what a foolish endeavor
Oh how I wish I knew that we should not lay together
I'll think of how it could have been
Now my wood just smarts all over its skin

And I'll
Never be the same thanks to you dear
I'll live alone
Applying my Acyclovir™

No, I'll
Never be the same thanks to your sores
I'll live alone
And bide my time with hired whores

(instrumental)

It was bad for me
And it came from you

I'd wish this upon you but you've got it, too

I itch so bad that now I've scrawled
Your freakin' name into my balls

Just one thing
Before you go
Just one thing
That you've got to know

I bought a doggy, trained him to kill
And if he smells you, I'm hoping he will

And I'll
Never be the same thanks to you dear
I'll live alone
Applying my Acyclovir™

Hey-ey, yeah, I'll
Never be the same thanks to your bugs
I'll live alone
And give your scent to killer pugs


(scratch, repeat chorus, and fade)

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Adagio - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hard to comment on this, except for good one...er parody!
EmiLoca - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
At this point, I'm giving you fives because I'm afraid that if I don't, you'll write a demented-as-this attack parody about me that will cause verbal mutilation. I know you're entirely capable of it. And yes, that was a compliment - not an encouragement, mind you.
Arwen - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothing is greater than defiling...um...I mean parody-ing a classic KOSI song like this...great job, Johnny! 5s!
Johnny D - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, EmiLoca, and Arwen.
John Barry - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like the lyrics and the way you've incorporated the trademark.
Johnny D - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, JB.
Cookie-man - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
That was incerdible Johnny! I know this didn't really have anything to do with you but I just happened to scroll over to the banner ads on the side and they were ads for eczema and jock itch! I almost busted a gut I laughed so hard!!! EXCELLENT!
Johnny D - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Cookie-man!

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