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Song Parodies -> "Writhe Cry And Grin"

Original Song Title:

"Ride Like The Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christopher Cross

Parody Song Title:

"Writhe Cry And Grin"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

It is the night
My body's weak
But my hus-band
Won't let me sleep

I've got to writhe
Writhe cry and grin
To be free again

So I'll fake
Such a noisy big O
(Such a noisy big O)

I'll fake it like I did down in Mexico

And I'll writhe
Cry and grin
Writhe cry and grin


In the morning sun
He's a flawless man
Always woke so fine
With my hun in my hand

Now I'm tired
Hun's down in
Gonna writhe, cry and grin

So I'll fake
Such a noisy big O
(Such a noisy big O)

I'll use a trick I learned down in Mexico

And I'll writhe
Cry and grin
Writhe cry and grin


Gonna writhe cry and grin!

Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AAAHHH!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! Ahhhhh!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AH!
AHHHHHHHH!
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhh!
Ah!

Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AAAHHH!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! Ahhhhh!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AH!
AHHHHHHHH!
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhh!
Ah!

I feel so tired
He's hot to trot
Now he's down there inside
(an') I wish he was not

He's just not the kind
To stop wanting some more
Gonna writhe, cry, and grin
Before I get sore

It is the night
My body's weak
But my hus-band
Won't let me sleep

I've got to writhe
Writhe cry and grin
To be free again

So I'll fake
Such a noisy big O
(Such a noisy big O)

I'll fake it so my husband will let me go

And I'll writhe
Cry and grin
Writhe cry and grin


And I'll fake
A noisy big O
(Such a noi-sy big O)

I'll fake it so my husband will come and go

So I'll writhe
Cry and grin
Writhe cry and grin

Gonna writhe cry and grin!

Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AAAHHH!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! Ahhhhh!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AH!
AHHHHHHHH!
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhh!
Ah!

Wri-i-ithe!

Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AAAHHH!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! Ahhhhh!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AH!
AHHHHHHHH!
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhh!
Ah!

Gonna writhe cry and grin!

Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AAAHHH!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! Ahhhhh!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AH!
AHHHHHHHH!
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhh!
Ah!

Wri-i-iiiiiiiiiiithe............

Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AAAHHH!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! Ahhhhh!
Oh-oh-oh-ah!
Ah! Ah! AH! AH!
AHHHHHHHH!
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhh!
Ah!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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EmiLoca - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't stifle any giggles over this one - freaking hilarious. 5's, and not just because you used the term "Big O".
Adagio - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
:D Well...we do get sore!! Thanks for mentioning that. Good parody. 5's
EmiLoca - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5...5! 5!!!!!!! (That really doesn't have the same effect, does it?)
Johnny D - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, good people!

EmiLoca: Glad this parody tickled your Giggle-spot!

Adagio: Just doing my part by posting a helpful Pub(l)ic Service Announcement.

EmiLoca (2nd time): Oh, that'll do just fine, heh heh heh! Yes! Yes!!! YES!!! OH YES!!!!!!
EmiLoca (the real, parody-writing one) - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
That was my sister - that last comment. Forgot to delete my name from the Name field or something. Sorry. That field should be filled in as "Katydid".
Meriadoc - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew from the title alone it was going to be Johnnyesque...
dodaaa - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
sometimes us women jus have 2 fake it ...its nature .im not married but with my bf i completely understand this song . 5s
Johnny D - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry and dodaaa!
Adagio - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"Adagio: Just doing my part by posting a helpful Pub(l)ic Service Announcement." Hehehehe....ALL your comments should get 5's too!!
The Thought Police - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
May all your "Big O's" be followed by "Little O's'", like Partridges in the opening credits of a cheesy sitcom ! five, five, five, FIVE !
Johnny D - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks TTP, and thanks again Pat!
Cookie-man - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, that was oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,oh........................................................ So good! LMAO!!!
Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Why, Cookie-man, are you actually a LADY?? j/k ! Thanks!

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