-> "Hard Video Game (2010 Revision)"
Original Song Title:
"Hard Habit To Break"
Parody Song Title:
"Hard Video Game (2010 Revision)"
I thought I won in less than an hour
That's really big-headed, that was a mistake
Don't know how good you are until you're gone
And I found out with Bowser's hot flames
I was acting as if nothing could ever stop me
Never ever knowing that Ganon would stop me there
And then I was done, everything was wrong
And now I'm pulling out my hair
Now me defeating you
Takes a lot of practice to do
I try to take them on
But I don't want to
You defeating me
Is all a big mistake
Instead of gaining victory
The controller's 'bout to break!
I just cannot beat you, maybe
In this hard video game
I used some cheat codes, I had every reason
No, you can't blame me for putting them in
I'm here at this battle, but couldn't go on
Now that Sepiroth's got me killed
After all of these years
I'm still trying to beat you
Doing much better but long before this game's time
But when you arrived, a one-sided fight
And you think that I just won't mind
Now overcoming you
It requires lots of skill, too
I gotta catch 'em all
But I can't pull through
Going without food
For many nights and days
I'm such a gaming nerdy idiot
And I've never went on dates
I just cannot beat you, never
In this hard video game
I'm done, Gohan. Just done, Gohan!
I can't go on, just can't go on!
I never won, just never won!
I am almost through
With this rant of gaming blues, too
The tale is true, my friend
I wish it weren't true!
Cause I always lose
My spirit's gonna break
Instead of gaming any easier
I've had all that I can take
I will never beat you
You're a hard video game (You're a hard video game) (Just have not won)
Such a hard video game (Such a hard video game) (Can't beat Gohan)
I will never beat you!
Failed this hard video game
(Failed this hard video game) (I have not won)
Never beat none of my games
(Never beat none of my games) (Not even one)
I'm a big disgrace to gaming!
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