Song Parodies -> I'm Fat
| Original Song Title: | "Stay The Night" |
| Original Performer: | Chicago |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Fat" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Reuben |
I don't want you to misunderstand me
I just wanna eat what's on my plate
No need to hit me with a fork or knife
Not when I have an appetite!
Want you to simply know one thing's for certain
I truly love to eat!
I won't take no if that's your answer
Because I always get hungry!
I'm FAT!
There's not enough room for me!
I'm FAT!
I think I'll swallow a tree!
I'm FAT!
And then I'll drink up the sea!
No one can stop me, no one gets in my way
I must turn sideways through a doorway
My waist-size is near 62
And unless there's something else you've got to bite
I've got better things to do!
I'm FAT!
There's not enough room for me!
I'm a BLIMP!
I think I'll swallow a tree!
I'm FAT!
And then I'll drink up the sea!
No one can stop me, no one gets in my way:
(Just to have food near me) Food by my side
(Just to have food near me) And when it gets into my body!
(Just to have food near me) Oh! I wanna tell you something:
Make it perfectly clear...we're gonna have a party you told me!
I'm FAT!
There's not enough room for me!
I'm FAT!
I think I'll swallow a tree!
I'm FAT!
And then I'll drink up the sea!
No one can stop me, no one gets in my way
I just wanna eat what's on my plate
No need to hit me with a fork or knife
Not when I have an appetite!
Want you to simply know one thing's for certain
I truly love to eat!
I won't take no if that's your answer
Because I always get hungry!
I'm FAT!
There's not enough room for me!
I'm FAT!
I think I'll swallow a tree!
I'm FAT!
And then I'll drink up the sea!
No one can stop me, no one gets in my way
I must turn sideways through a doorway
My waist-size is near 62
And unless there's something else you've got to bite
I've got better things to do!
I'm FAT!
There's not enough room for me!
I'm a BLIMP!
I think I'll swallow a tree!
I'm FAT!
And then I'll drink up the sea!
No one can stop me, no one gets in my way:
(Just to have food near me) Food by my side
(Just to have food near me) And when it gets into my body!
(Just to have food near me) Oh! I wanna tell you something:
Make it perfectly clear...we're gonna have a party you told me!
I'm FAT!
There's not enough room for me!
I'm FAT!
I think I'll swallow a tree!
I'm FAT!
And then I'll drink up the sea!
No one can stop me, no one gets in my way
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That was good! A bit shaky on the pacing, but everything else got all 5s... Chicago rocks!
Thanks Leb. This was the first parody I ever wrote. Some of the pacing "mistakes" were intentional (helps to hear it sung out loud), some were not.
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