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Song Parodies -> "If I Can Get My Face Back"

Original Song Title:

"If I Can Turn Back Time"

Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"If I Can Get My Face Back"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Who Says You Can Never Go Back.
If I can get my face back
To what it used to be
I wouldn't have to carry an I.D.
For people to recognize me

I don't know why I had the surgeries I did
Guess I wanted to look like a younger kid
But after all the lifts with the nip and tucks
People still think my face was hit by a truck

I don't know what I should do
I used to look like you know who
Can you give an old singer a clue

If I could get my face back
To what it used to be
I wouldn't have to carry an I.D.
For people to recognize me

I would still be the one
My Sonny days would fill the air
And I wouldn't have to explain
To everyone that I am Cher

I tried to take my age and reverse it on the outside
Instead I started looking like Frankenstein's bride
Everyday I look different
It wasn't meant to turn out this way
How I long for the days when it was just you and me Babe

I don't know what I should do
I used to look like you know who
Can you give an old singer a clue

If I could get my face back
To what it used to be
I wouldn't have to carry an I.D.
For people to recognize me

I would still be the one
My Sonny days would fill the air
And I wouldn't have to explain
To everyone that I am Cher

If I could get my face back
If I could get my face back
If I could get my face back

I don't know what I should do
I used to look like you know who
Can you give an old singer a clue

If I could get my face back
To what it used to be
I wouldn't have to carry an I.D.
For people to recognize me

I would still be the one
My Sonny days would fill the air
And I wouldn't have to explain
To everyone that I am Cher

If I can get my face back
I know it won't be too late
I can get back to the top of the charts
And it would be great

All I need is one more surgery
My doctor said that was a fact
With a little nip or tuck, here and there
I can get my old face back

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Phil Nelson - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
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